retired_cin4me9

Broken ankle. Done that too, was told it was sprained and sent home. a week later with a leg and foot still twice the size it should be I thought maybe I should nip back to the hospital and get it checked again.

First thing they said when I arrived, "oh, yes, we've been trying to contact you. We had another look at the x-rays and noticed a fracture, but we lost your file"

Turned up with a sprain and went home with my leg in plaster.

retired_amanda3jam

Pangea - Great story, got me laughing out loud at work!

Similar story about the 'keyboard'. I play other games as well, for the past two years I was pretty heavy into Massive Multi-player Online (MMO) games. One in particular is World of Warcraft. Since I use a lot of 'hot keys' and macros I was running out of keys on my standard keyboard. So I went out and bought a G15 Keyboard. They're pretty expensive but in my mind, worth the money. Anyways, a few days ago I was at the end of my first season when my DL thought it would be funny to turn into a pylon and let their AML run right by. I swear I thought I saw my defender wave to him as he ran past and put in the game-winner in injury-time. I was so angry all I could do was grab hold of the nearest object and pretend it was that jerk-off DL and shake it senseless!! Luckily I caught myself before I did any real damage to my keyboard. Quickly there after I went and grabbed my old keyboard and replaced the G15!

Everyone - Thanks for the welcome. I'm deep in my second season and it's been.... interesting to say the least. I should have my report in a day or so.

Morrispt

With all the stories being told in here the thread title is very appropriate!

Now, I've never injured myself playing FM. I'm usually careful about pain, but I break things. I broke my TV remote by throwing it at a wall... It was right there when the opposition scored. From then on I pretty much learnt to throw things that don't matter... If you were to enter my room you'd see a lot of broken pens and pencils.

However, since then there was one "incident". Brand new laptop, with the touch screen tablet PC type loadout that you can do. I loaded up FM. There was one session which was bugging me so much that I slammed my laptop down on the floor. I quickly realised I was an idiot for doing it. Opening it back up I had a MASSIVE crack down the centre of my screen, and now it's touch-screen no more.

retired_lapepe

Ouch! That's not good

I have learnt too, thankfully. Try not to get physical with metal anymore. Instead when my team play like **** I have a boxing session with the bed or something

Have broken quite a few of those planks holding up the mattress. But no hands :thup:

retired_merri13

Loeki was a lion ffs :thdn: