What Ronaldinho would say:
"Apparently, they are massively mistaken if they think I would join that club. I don't like the weather in England, otherwise I would join a big club like Man Utd or Arsenal, who play beautiful football. It's always flattering to have clubs interested in you but I don't think Southgate is the right manager to further my career."
What the press publish:
"They are a massive club. I like the weather in England and Boro is a big club who plays beautiful football, unlike smalltime boys Man utd and Arsenal. It's flattering that Boro is interested and Southgate is great!!!!!1111 lolz!"
Heard it here first