Argel

Me and the guy I sit with at work created a little list of the top 10 girls in our department. I appreciate that this is fairly sexist and immature, and that's exactly why I did it. Was pretty standard fare except that I had a girl in there who he reffered to as awful.

I have no linkage btw. But anyway

I wouldn't say she was ugly, but I have this weird thing for her. I can't explain what it is, sort of a strange attraction that most people don't see. She's completely unnatainable as she has a kid with someone else on the floor. I remember being in the car with him and my mate, and my mate told him he should ditch his girl and be a complete twat just like me and him, and I recall thinking that if he did, I'd probably marry her or something.


Ugly people: Do you fancy them?

ericcantona7

you rang?

Ackter

As long as they have fit bodies.

Sir Bert Preast

I got obsessed with an ugly bird once, on account of her eyes was what I told her, but mostly it was her tits and arse. Nowt wrong with ugly ones, you got to look at the whole package.

Thinking on it, first time I saw her I was like 'christ, that's a swamp bison'. But she grew on me.

Argel

She is a funny shape. Quite big tits, widish and short. Not her tits, her body. The funny thing is, whatever she does, she just makes it worse for me. Example: she starts wearing a winter jacket and a scarf - instant boner. She wears one of those stupid headbands that just make you look like you're trying to cover up a forehead the size of Mars - I mess my pants.

Icelander83

So now we're discussing fat people as well?

Sir Bert Preast

Mine had a funny shaped head but a rather nicely shaped body. Miniskirts with stockings and suspenders, too.

So you're probably just a sicko.

Sir Bert Preast

So now we're discussing fat people as well? </BLOCKQUOTE>

Seriously, I've known many women that at first glance have looked like nothing, but on better aquaintence have come to be very sexy. And I know it's nothing to do with personality, as women don't have one. Or if they do, I don't notice it.

Argel

I understand that, but I was kind of looking for new information.

Lets make a list:

Bad points:

Puppy fat
Glasses
sticky out ears
as wide as is tall
Seems to have intelligence of a portaloo
Once told me she won't even pay for a hoover for her house, is waiting to get one given.
Has child, and likely vagina size of India.
Has child
Has BF who is ginger
mates with her BF and actually like the bloke.


Good points:

Tits
seems quite naturally tanned
um
not dead
has not terrible dress sense.

Sir Bert Preast

Buy her a hoover for christmas, then roger's the word.