Smokey3957

i dunno why, but i got a thing for girls with big ears/foreheads and buck teeth (think Nia Long/Liv Tyler-ish, or Angela from Bones, then hit them with an ugly stick).

but since i'm so unfaily hansome, i can't avoid those supermodel types.

woe is me.

retired_serenity_0304

just **** ugly birds from behind and tell em not to turn around

retired_dbaguado

If she has a decent body & you can get a paper bag over her head then i suppose so.

retired_dbaguado

tbf the lass Argel is talking about sounds like a dog

retired_shahzadmasih

Slept with an ugly girl that I was after for months, as soon as I did it the attraction was gone and all I saw was Ugly.

Thats really awful.

retired_shahzadmasih

Actually as soon as I got her naked I saw her hairy armpits, thats what put me off.

retired_dbaguado

retired_amymae2001

I cant really complain about hairiness, as I'm about 3 hairs short of being decalred a bear, me demanding a girl to shave certain parts would just be so hipocritical.

Although it goes without saying I would prefer a girl without the amazon rainforest under her arms, I must admit a hairy flange doesnt put me off at all.

retired_rondaw25

I hate hairy muff.

I hate it when people say they don't look at the mantlepiece while they're stoking the fireplace Yeah, you look at the fireplace. Not practical during sex.

This is why it's a bad analogy.

retired_amymae2001

Saves me money on dental floss tbf