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12-05-2007, 02:02 AM
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Frigging perfume adverts Post #11 | | Joe Blow
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tbf you should get a chlamidiya test.
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12-05-2007, 02:05 AM
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Frigging perfume adverts Post #12 | | Registered User
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the one with Sarah Jessica Parker in just defies all logic. the most enticing scent in the world isn't going to make you any less of a decrepid old hag love, give it up.
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12-05-2007, 02:06 AM
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Frigging perfume adverts Post #13 | | Joe Blow
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I have Chanel Allure Sport, which cost about 90 quid for 100ml. Just ****ing outrageous, you could get the world's finest whiskeys for that. Perfumes, bloody good business to be in I'd say.
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12-05-2007, 02:11 AM
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Frigging perfume adverts Post #14 | | Joe Blow
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If I wanted a car, I'd buy one made by a car manufacturer.
If I wanted a TV, I'd buy one by an electronics company.
I refuse to believe anyone buys perfumes that are designed by celebrities. Sarah Jessica Parker? If you're going to base a perfume on a celebrity, don't make it one with a stupid idiot mole and a chin that you could use to drill for precious metals.
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12-05-2007, 02:12 AM
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Frigging perfume adverts Post #15 | | Joe Blow
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Oh and Chanel = brilliance. But this isn't about how good it is, this is about how turd the adverts are.
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12-05-2007, 02:16 AM
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Frigging perfume adverts Post #16 | | Joe Blow
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They advertise cars in the same way they advertise perfume - they tell you **** all about the product and just push you an image.
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12-05-2007, 02:21 AM
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Frigging perfume adverts Post #17 | | Joe Blow
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But at least a car is a visible object. Perfume is just air. They're selling ****ing smelly air. The only image they sell is of grinning idiots in country meadows galavanting like 10yr olds in fields. Who runs in a field? Nobody! It's ****. That's why they invented computers, because running on your own with a big stupid grin and a rubbish sweater is completely pointless and unenjoyable.
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12-05-2007, 02:24 AM
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Frigging perfume adverts Post #18 | | Joe Blow
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I made a career of running around in fields, but tbh we weren't big on perfume.
Never bought a perfume/aftershave in my life, except some Hai Karate when I was about 12. :cool:
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12-05-2007, 02:30 AM
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Frigging perfume adverts Post #19 | | Newb
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that "touch of pink by Lacoste" advert ... no no no 
GRAB THE BALLOON FFS
also wNs about Sarah Jessica Parker... every time I step off the train and see a massive poster of her foot-face I close my eyes, how can it be good advertising?
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12-05-2007, 02:34 AM
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Frigging perfume adverts Post #20 | | Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by Argel:
Two: Why do they always whisper?
| Because whispering is seductive and sexy?
Or because it's the opposite of shouting which is unsophisticated?
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