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Old 12-04-2007, 11:23 PM   Okay I Need Help, I Damn Well Need To Be Sucked Off!! Post #1
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Me and my girlfriend are finally doing more and more stuff in bed, and what she has been hinting that she wants to give me a blowjob. The problem is everytime ive been in bed with her and she has just kissed me around that area, i usually just cum all in my boxers and try to get her away as quick as possible.

Im sick of this happening and need help! What can i do so im not bloody wet before she even touches my dick?!
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Old 12-04-2007, 11:24 PM   Okay I Need Help, I Damn Well Need To Be Sucked Off!! Post #2
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Knock one out beforehand. Maybe into the wardrobe?
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Old 12-04-2007, 11:25 PM   Okay I Need Help, I Damn Well Need To Be Sucked Off!! Post #3
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Think about flowers and stuff and stick an elastic band round your balls.
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Old 12-04-2007, 11:25 PM   Okay I Need Help, I Damn Well Need To Be Sucked Off!! Post #4
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Old 12-04-2007, 11:25 PM   Okay I Need Help, I Damn Well Need To Be Sucked Off!! Post #5
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The problem is i usually have one before going out at 6pm. I meet her at 6.30ish and we soon go out to the pub, when we get back to hers she starts kissing me straight away and wants to get into it
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Old 12-04-2007, 11:26 PM   Okay I Need Help, I Damn Well Need To Be Sucked Off!! Post #6
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Why would you want to declare your premature habits to the OTF community?
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Old 12-04-2007, 11:26 PM   Okay I Need Help, I Damn Well Need To Be Sucked Off!! Post #7
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Quote:
Originally posted by Paris Hilton's Lover:
Have a w*nk, especially when you know something is gonna' happen.
WHS do it 3 or 4 times day day if you know something is gona happen that night
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Old 12-04-2007, 11:26 PM   Okay I Need Help, I Damn Well Need To Be Sucked Off!! Post #8
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The problem is i usually have one before going out at 6pm. I meet her at 6.30ish and we soon go out to the pub, when we get back to hers she starts kissing me straight away and wants to get into it
I'll take her off your hands for a reasonable price :thup:
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drink more then, it will supress your cuming ability
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Old 12-04-2007, 11:27 PM   Okay I Need Help, I Damn Well Need To Be Sucked Off!! Post #10
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to keep yourself from getting too excited, just sit tight in the knowledge that most girls give ludicrously boring sucks and it won't be as good as you think.

nice one getting a girl by the way, i remember you whinging about how ugly you are a few years ago.
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