Okay I Need Help, I Damn Well Need To Be Sucked Off!!

retired_sedimohasel · 12-05-2007, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Argel:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by Rcjuk:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by Argel:
How old are you? I envy you. I'm circumcised, takes me ages.

They say it's has more of a leathery head when it's circumcised. Much less sensitive.

Cleaner though, no smeg. </BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah women always mention how leathery my penis is.

Actually no, that's rubbish. I like being circumcised. Blowjobs the only time it's a disadvantage tbh. </BLOCKQUOTE>

BJ = the only time a penis matters tbf

bunor90 · 12-05-2007, 12:45 AM

If you cum early she can always clean it up for you and as you have already cum it means she will be sucking it for longer wo whats the problem

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retired_littlegoldielocks · 12-05-2007, 12:49 AM

haha leave it out tony.

Armydog · 12-05-2007, 12:51 AM

Why has no one demanded linkage to IMP's bird?

I have the opposite problem btw. Help me!

retired_mickey5ca · 12-05-2007, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ratinho:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by arsenaltops:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by Ratinho:
These threads normally by soon to banned alias or 12 year olds from GQ who've just read their first online erotic fiction, no?

But imps is neither. </BLOCKQUOTE>

Hence my confusion? </BLOCKQUOTE>

Ah right, genuine problem in the guise of a comedy thread or just a sad cry for help possibly.

retired_karansoni21 · 12-05-2007, 12:53 AM

Next time it happens, just shout 'HOOOOOVVEEEEEERRRRRRR'

Get her to slurp it all up, then go down on her and you'll hopefully have a semi and then she can go to work again. Its all trial and error. BJ are rarely as good as pornos suggest. Another way is to 69 it, presuming you're reasonably inexperienced, you'll be so confuddled at what to do with her fanny on your face the last thin you'll be thinking about is your little fella...