BlueSky

El presidente and leader – Cranker

Social Secretary – Yours truly

Honorary Chairman – Post Monkeh

Training and Development - WCR

Loveable Mascot – Herman

Members so far: - Doog, Merry Miller

Single? Feeling like life has you down? Don’t worry, here at OTF, we are not only here to ridicule you, but to make you feel welcome in this thread of the singles club. With this exclusive club, we shall of course expect you to tell us of any changes in your romantic life, why your single, is it by choice? Or were you born an ugly ****er? Is your romantic life getting you down? Would a badge of our loveable mascot make you feel all the better knowing you aren’t the only one in life out there who may feel the odd one out at dinner parties, or a picture of hermans mug across your lapel make you scream at the opposite sex to date you?

So guys, over to you I guess. I have no idea where this thread may go! I take no responsibility if any of the above members get laid/start relationships in the next few hours and bail out!

retired_zanny1979

Righty-o

retired_selvinel

Forgot my position already huh? Gratitude.

I'd also considering lowering that to 3 pints, probably why you're not getting any activity.

retired_luckylady50

Where da interns

retired_sherrijacobson

Such a cute club

trotamundos

Single for a month, by choice sort of (wasn't going to hang around waiting), not interested in anything at the moment.

Which may make my role as mascot somewhat redundant, apologies. Plus any pictures you find of me will mostly involve a pint hiding most of my face. Just normally happens that way.

retired_bball3378

Might be worth getting a divorce just to join such a funky bunch of go getters.

retired_selvinel

Not being interested makes you the perfect poster boy for the joys of being single. Make the married bastards jealous

retired_davidd

Quite happy to be an honary member - alas (for the purposes of this thread) I am engaged.............

retired_DonWon

Points and laughs but is jealous at the same time