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Wayne Rooney, Stevie Gerrard and Owen Hargreaves are spending the day fishing in a little boat in the middle of a lake.
After about an hour Stevie turns to Wayne and explains he's a bit thirsty, in a flash Wayne jumps up out of the boat, walks across the lake, goes into a shop at the side of the lake and returns with 6 cans of Coke.
About 2 hours later they're out of Coke again and so Stevie say's he'll go and get some more, he too jumps out of the boat and walks across the lake to the shore returning with another 6 cans of Coke.
About 2 hours later they've run out of drinks again, except for Owen, who's sat in the corner of the boat looking really nervous and sipping really slowly,
Stevie turn to wayne and whispers "enough is enough, should we tell him about the stepping stones?"
Wayne looks at Stevie and says "What stepping stones?"
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