Prosthetic vegi-penis sex attack instructor convicted

jhon · 11-08-2007, 06:39 PM

i thought it said he had naked pics of his corsa, which was confusing me a little

retired_Fit · 11-08-2007, 06:54 PM

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The court also heard that when another pupil failed her test, he offered to waive the £80 she owed him if she pulled over into a lay-by and had sex with him.

Aside from carrot shennigans he also did some proper noncing

retired_sedimohasel · 11-08-2007, 06:59 PM

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Originally posted by Goddard:
i thought it said he had naked pics of his corsa, which was confusing me a little

I read it this way too and had to re-read the sentence

train2gain · 11-09-2007, 04:40 PM

They were pictures of his erect **** his defence in court was that he was practicing close up photography.

FitZiggy · 12-07-2007, 03:20 PM

he's been sentenced today

'Fake penis' sex attacker jailed

Millercj · 12-07-2007, 08:31 PM

All sorts of weird acts relating to food stuffs around at the moment. It must be something to do with SAD

Pair of eggs

I'm surprised he fell for it.

retired_gitfresh · 12-07-2007, 08:37 PM

I'm sorry but that isnt even the best penis based story of the week. This is -

A man from Wigan was saved from having his penis amputated after getting a metal ring trapped on the end of it.
The man, believed to be in his late 40s, was taken to the Accident and Emergency department at the Wigan Infirmary, just before midnight on Wednesday.

Doctors tried to remove the large piece of metal, which appeared to be cut off from the end of a pipe but the hospital's ring cutter equipment could not saw through the hard metal.

Surgeons feared the penis would have to be amputated after the ring appeared to be cutting off the blood supply, causing a large amount of swelling.

The hospital called on the aid of two firemen from Wigan Fire Station, who were able to use a mini handgrinder, normally used to cut through pad locks, to cut through the metal.

The man was taken into theatre, where he was given an anaesthetic, before the proceedure took place. The firemen had to place a thin sheet of metal around the penis underneath the ring to protect the skin.

They then cut through the metal, which took around 20 minutes.
A spokesman for the Greater Manchester Fire and Rescue Service confirmed fire crews were called out to the hospital just after midnight.

A spokesman for the Infirmary was unable to comment.