[retired_yuri]

Originally posted by DeafParrot:
Is your dissertation on Poker winnings Bends? If it were you could get a pretty good mark for that :thup:

I wish, Roman Agricultural slavery

[san]

Beats intellectual property essays anyway.

[retired_abess]

OK, someone walk me through poker tracker and this new Pacific Poker hangrabber thingy. I can't be arsed to read the (non existant) manual.

[retired_roxy]

*Takes seat next to Serps*

I want to hear about this too.

[retired_abess]

Import Finished With Errors - The import finished but there were errors. The error messages were written to a file named CProgram Files\HandGrabber\History\PTAI_ErrorFile_20050411_ 161356.txt - 3 file(s) read - 0 new hand(s) were imported.

Well this is bollox then.

[retired_abess]

CProgram Files\HandGrabber\History\PCF_1_20050411_161356.tx t : Unable to get the game date (2) for game #8104793...04
CProgram Files\HandGrabber\History\PCF_1_20050411_161356.tx t : Unable to get the game date (2) for game #8104886...04
CProgram Files\HandGrabber\History\PCF_1_20050411_161356.tx t : Unable to get the game date (2) for game #8104927...04

[retired_yuri]

Ahahahaa, having the best time at bet365. I've got a coach sitting next to me. Heres the hand that kicked it off.

6 handed

I've been raising all day. Its folded to me in CO with A4o I raise 3x the blind (yes its loose but my whole game plan revolves around being seen as a nutter then hitting people hard)

Button calls, blinds fold so we're heads up

Flop: A 10 3

Great althought I'm worried about being out kicked. However I bet the pot every single time I raise preflop, so I chuck out a pot bet. Button calls, alarm bells go off.

Turn 4

Alarm bells switch off church bells start ringing. I sling out an underbet because I know it will **** this guy off. Sure enough a get a reraise, the type that says, I hate my hand but I think you're full of ****. I push him in he calls.

He flips QQ doesn't catch and get really really ****ed off.

Que stream of abuse involving multipule uses of the word fish, idiot and unbelievable. This guy is pure, just learned how to play and therefore assumes he's god. We've all been tere, I know I have. Anyway in the past I might have responded by quoting statistics, books or websites, however I am now a much more secure poker player, if he wants a fish he can have one. I The preceede to get into a raging flame war about the merits of A4 coming out with such gems as 'any two cards can win' and 'Ace is the highest so you have to play it'. I can almost hear this guy screaming at his moniter. He can probably nearly hear me laughing at mine.

While this is going i keep raising and take both his blinds. He sits quietly folding and fuming. Anyway i get A10 and ramp it up my standard amount, in the chat window I type A4 again 'I have to raise' inevitably the guy calls and we end up heads up. The flop comes 554. 'Wow see I told you 4s always come up' once again I bet the pot and get a flat call.

Turn: A

Ok now I'm happy, 'and an Ace as well' I say 'well I have to raise' and I pot it agian. He reraises me all in. Now here is where playing the way I play get difficult. I've got the guy on edge, I've got him ****ed off and playing back, he could have anything, but then he could also have a 5 or a higher Ace. However I played for this reaction so I figure my top pair is good. I call, he flips over.....KQ - drawing dead.

I nearly fall over laughing and he leaves the table.

[retired_roxy]

\o/

[retired_nekh_20]

Serps, check out the poker tracker forum for a decent guide (The bet the pot one) and search for your problem. Any error or problem I have came across has been posted at least twice!

[retired_abess]

Originally posted by Craig0:
Serps, check out the poker tracker forum for a decent guide (The bet the pot one) and search for your problem. Any error or problem I have came across has been posted at least twice!

linkage ffs! I couldn't find a forum at pokertracker.com