Church

Have you done much of that Ollie

mkus

We've all done both, Church, unless you were never born or toilet trained.

UELLfan

Misty memories I guess.

After all memory tends to vanish once you get older

Church

I don't remember being trained to push when I was in the womb.

I don't remember being told to push when I was undergoing potty training. I recall a lot of sitting around and praise when I did something.

Sancho

The non-oscillating pendulum is quite popular amongst people that eat non-French fries (which I actually witnessed a few years ago in the U.S.; beyond ridiculous).

ejspencer

I feel like destroying my monitor!!! A team in my division just signed a player for 100K. 100K!!!! How is that even possible? And on that same note... teams in my division regularly have players on loan who are worth like 5-10 times the value of my club. How does that happen? How does a Prem player end up on loan to Bognor Regis??? There's this one player at Dorchester who has scored 4 hattricks against me in a single season! 13 goals!!!! It's like he's unstoppable. And then my stupid board tells me the fans are very upset that some team who's strikers are valued 10 times my club's worth beat me away 2-1!!! Are they for real????
AAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!

Pangaea

No it doesn't. Physical forces do.

Nobby_McDonald

I'm surprised Church even remembers any of his potty training.

Kriss

No it doesn't it gets sensibly selective