retired_datheman034

We all love the pre-match press comments and the news when your star player is ruled out.

Anyone able to quote one of those messages that only ever comes up once in a blue moon?

You know the one that surprises you 6 months into the game as you thought you'd seen it all!

retired_ironmaden

I can't quote it precisely, but once an U19 player of mine went on a drinking binge and missed the next training

I hope this doesn't count as tipping, but this year I've offered a high premium for the league,, and two of my players came up with a PR saying "Is inspired by th proper collective squad bonuses".

retired_datheman034

It actually said he'd been out getting wasted? Awesome

I wonder if you set yourself as an ageing swedish manager and take a national job you get a message saying the FA Secretary wants to meet and says she's wearing stockings?

retired_corbettk4

I tend to gloss over the messages most of the time; however I just posted a message in the "keep me going" thread, I loved it...

retired_lapepe

Personally I think it would be great if we could turn off the PR stuff. It gets repetitive and boring very quickly.

Morrispt

I've never understood why people make reference to me when it comes to rarity.

I had a while back, when I actually had time/energy to play, which I can't remember exactly. It was when I chose the team captain, and one member of the side had the player I selected captain as a Preferred Person. I really don't remember what it said very much, just that it was different from the generic "happy that 'So-and-So' is the captain."

If anyone sees this, please let me know because it's now really niggling me.

retired_sandra

I heard something unusual playing not Football Manager but Pro Cycling Manager the other day.

It was a mountain stage, and as the leaders approached the final climb, the commentator piped up...
"The riders are on the last climb, knowing there are pretty ladies waiting for them at the top."

Drugs and women, cycling is suddenly cool.

retired_cbrass

Not a message as such but made me chuckle.

Player/ass man contract up for renewal to which it said

'Player/Ass Man doesnt believe renewing Player/ass mans contract would be worthwhile'