burjennio

Allo, many of you may have heard my previous tales of woe, many of you may not, it is a sad story involving the loss of many weeks of my life, tirelessly toiling to turn Liverpool into the great force they once were, only to have my work undone by crazy game engines, Disallowed goals and multiple red cards, All in all the statement "Liverpool sack Burjennio" is one Ive saw too many times and quite frankly each time I see it, I die a little inside

So with a glimmer of hope I dowloaded patch 8.01 "Live Free or Die Hard" knowing that this time, oh this time it was going to be different so i posted my little quibble on here just for the loyal FM Alumni out there who have experienced what I have experienced, and felt what I have felt because we're all in this together my brothers and maybe, sisters (?) Its us against the engine, those boys at Sega and the rest of the civilized world and we know how it will end of course........

........Liverpool restarted Game 225 "It'll All End In Tears"

Liverpool Restarted Game 225 "It'll all end in tears" 8.01 has started off like freight train, goals galore and the beautiful game being played with the kind of style and flair usually associated with flawed geniuses and mad scientists, the kind of beautiful game that makes Pele say "GAWD DAMN DATS PRETTY" instead of "NO I DONT REALLY SUFFER FROM ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION BUT I'LL SAY ANYTHING FOR SOME COLD HARD CASH"

Players in

Hmmm, its a bit of a task tryin to get some funds together on the patch version, gonna have to do some Harry Redknapp-esque wheeling and dealing (transfers not bungs) and find some gems out there in the dod eat dog transfer jungle

Amauri £7.5m
Saivet £50k
M Fernandez £13.5m
Brazagili ££16m

Players out
Much like a farmer must root out the weeds so his crops may grow to the full potential, so too must the budding FM manager remove the fatty cholestoral from the heart of his squad, so his team doesnt suffer from acute coranary failure, resulting in paralyis in the left side of its body, which while funny to watch isnt very practical when you've got Arsenal away on Sunday

So, Burjennio, looks at his squad for the upteenth time, he tests each player to see if he has what it takes to be a Liverpool player:

Burjennio "Whats your name son?"
"Dirk sir, Dirk Kuyt"
Burjennio "Yo're are a very ugly man indeed, were you in some kind of accident as a boy?"
"No sir, this is how ive always looked"
Burjennio"you poor man, where are you from?"
"Holland sir"
Burjennio "Holland! You must be a very techical player then?
"er, no sir"
Burjennio "great passer then?"
no sir
Burjennio Well can you at least finish?
Hmm, not really sir
Burjennio "So, what exactly can you do?"
I can run round in circles, and i'll never get tired
Burjennio "Errr, thats very clever, take a run down the m25 there, and kepp going, your free now"
Burjennio Right,who's next, you son whats your name and whats up with your hair?
John Arne Riise gaffer, and my hairs naturally ginger
Burjennio Ginger????? Now such thing as a good ginger footballer son, Have you ever thought about becoming a human shield? I hear you can take a golf club to the teeth while sustaining minimal damage, heres yer P45, I got it on the internet

The story so far

So only 1 league defeat away to Arsenal, drew at old trafford lost in league cup to Utd at Anfield as I rather stupidly played reserves thinking Utd would do the same, nope, so beat 2-0, oh dear, looking good in the old champions league, and the new patch really brings out the style of football more than the pre patch version

PS Id really appreciate if any1 could tell me how to make some money on transfers now, 8 ****y million for Kuyt, that wouldnt by you a kitkat in todays market

purefun

again love your story mate :thup:

z3n

haha nice ^^