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Thought you folks would like to have a chuckle... [honesty]
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Can't eat beef, Mad Cow....
Can't eat chicken ... Bird Flu
Can't eat eggs ... Salmonella
Can't eat pork ... fears that bird flu will infect piggies
Can't eat fish ... heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat
Can't eat fruits and veggies ... insecticides and herbicides
Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!
Chocolate is a Vegetable
** Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Bean = vegetable.
** Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.
** Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
** To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
** Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
I proudly call myself a "Choco-holic"!!!! 8} I always new there was some nutritional values to chocolate, Mark cleared it up for me -- Thanks!! [righton] [bustagut]
This is a true story! 
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