I put out an ad for scouts:
I could scarcely believe my eyes when these two walked through the door:
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f224/Tifferx/twins.gif
The seemingly genetic attraction to the same dubious hair stylist seemed to confirm my initial feeling - they're even both 35 years old:
but mum must have spent seven months in labour which sort of dispels my theory.
And what's with those eyebrows?
This chap also applied:
but I don't feel comfortable sending him to scout youth matches.
It's not surprising all the respondents are unemployed - didn't their careers teacher tell them me to take a comb to interviews?