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Bognor Town's terraces were exploding with hooligans from West Brom , as the bricks were pelted at the Bognor hoolies heads , one man had hope in the form of a baseball bat , he was the hardest hooligan Bognor had ever seen , his name was simply , The *****. For twenty years, Paul De***** had been recognised as one of the hardest men on the non-league football hooligan scene. As a main face (although being as ugly as him you'd look like you were from Transformers) - some say the main face - with the infamous Bognor Regis Hit Squad, he has fought literally a couple of battles against the rival crew or 2 from all over the south (he aint got a car to travel). Born and raised on the Pier, in a candy floss stall, just south of Bognor Town, he began fighting in a schoolboy gang and was introduced to terrace trouble in the heyday of the early 1980s. He soon helped to build the Bognor lads into one of the most feared around. At one time a serious, competitive squash player, he also worked for more than ten days as a bouncer on some of the roughest pub and club doors in the south. He has been shot at, stabbed, gassed and jailed and molested - and he has dished it out in spades (handy for a beach lad). Yet at one time he was given 26 mins to live. A man who can never do things by halves, The ***** developed a sugar and salt habit in the mid-90s that saw him plummet to the depths. When he was given a week to live by doctors, he vowed to fight his way back to health and strength - and succeeded. Now retired from a life of relentless violence, he is still a man not to be messed with, under any circumstances. But if you want a ****in ruck with him, you'll find im in the Yellow Pages under the category of 'Peadophilic Window Cleaner'. Paul De***** was a violant man , but it was football that changed this hooligan , shortly after a massive pub fight where The ***** smashed up a couple of 9 year olds , Paul was offered a chance to manage a football team at first The ***** was smacked up of Fizzy Vimto so he accpepted but then a week later when he was sent to Bognor's manager seats he thought they were the police so he legged it , but not before long the gay boys Horsham YMCA were asking for a fight but sadly The *****'s legs were smashed and he couldn't walk so they drove over the Horsam hooligans with his wheelchair.
Originally posted by Jóse Mourinho:
Instead of going around critizising everyone else, do something useful and go to another site
Lets see now, you've been here five minutes yet you feel you can tell people to go to another site. Hmm, I don't think so, consider this post reported.
Well obviously you aint got a brain , because anybody with half a brain would know that you shouldn't tell somebody with better Karma than you to get off the site !!!
Originally posted by Jamo-spurs:
Well obviously you aint got a brain , because anybody with half a brain would know that you shouldn't tell somebody with better Karma than you to get off the site !!!
Yeah your right man sorry
Why are we all getting worked up about a few paragraphs anyway
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