[bigmacx]

I dunno about that Kev

[bigmacx]

Well guys, before we start I'd like to thank Silverfox and Dogs in particular for letting me organise this thing and finally everyone who's helped out in any way, be that by either presenting or just voting.


Now I'd like to introduce you to your host for the evening, Mr. Joe Westhead! *Applause*

[retired_marleysghost]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KevinLFC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by marlow:
Got your speaches ready? :p<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

no because I wont win anything <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Aw, there isn't a Biggest Scouse Twát award is there?

[retired_marleysghost]

CMO Awards Ceremony

Lights, camera, action

Well here we are again, at the Championship Manager Online Forum Awards 2003. It’s nice to see so many of you dressed up in your tuxedos and black ties for this momentous occasion. Please be aware that there are fire-exits can be located to the sides and to the rear, should your rent-a-date fail to arrive.

*Awkward Silence*

The red carpet is out, the pink champagne is on ice, and the world has tuned in to see who will pick up these prestigious awards. I’m Joe Westhead, and I will be your host for the evening. The CMO awards are presented to the elite of the CM Online Forum. From the best to the worst manager, from the Funniest to the Most Annoying, these candidates are at the peak of their game.

And now for what you came for. The format will involve a guest award presenter, who will read out the nominations, and eventual winner, of each award. The winner will then have a brief opportunity to give an acceptance speech, before I carry on and introduce the next award.

Without further ado, we’ll start with the first award of the evening, the Funniest user in CMO, which will be presented by Paul Ryder, a well-established manager of CMO. Good luck to you all.

[retired_heidigoebel]

*cheers*

[retired_marleysghost]

Look at the excitement on your little faces.

Just waiting for Paul to come online Typical!

[retired_hershey305]

Sorry Im late I lost my way to the stadium !

Now ...

Its a pleasure to be here tonight I know how special it is to be nominated for these prestigeous awards . I wish everyone in this catagory luck. However they can be only one. My first task is to cut down the nominees to a shortlist of three.

and the final nominees for Funniest user in CMO are ...

Turps of the Scots clan fame
Patmoore the self procliamed EMA champ
Powlay manager of the mighty doncaster in EMA

and ure winner and funniest user in CMO is ...

** opens envelope **

[retired_zjx510]

Whats the URL of the webcam???

[bigmacx]

www.hotandhornycmo.com

[retired_marleysghost]

You know the results!