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Ok Deano, I have reservations about your idea, but see no harm in giving it a try to test the water. I do think though that the twice weekly meet up for newbies to be given advice etc (not a list of rules) would be productive if organised. It would also be a way for new players to meet each other in a chatroom scenario.
Goldy, I'm afraid I had one too many beers for the road when I wrote my last post (emphasis on last!) Give an Irishman a few drinks and an interesting topic and he will argue

Of course what I said didn't address the future, but only addressed an existing problem. I'd be happy to help out if required.