Colombia, late 2009...
On a warm November evening, with the temperature still breaking the 20°C barrier, Mark and Katie Frost, in semi-voluntary exile in Latin America, ponder over events halfway across the world, back home in civil war-torn Ireland...
KF Another 542 death this week. Most of North Belfast in ruins, and not a major other city without considerable damage too...
MF Awful facts... And this could go on forever... Loyalist military power was greatly underestimated. Their arsenals are massive, their numbers remain a mystery, though it has to be well in excess of 100,000. Compared to that, 542 deaths mean nothing. Plus, that’s the total on both sides.
KF They need to be cut off from everything, but as long as weapons and reinforcements arrive from Britain, it’s a hopeless situation.
MF Do you still believe England supports the loyalist cause?
KF Not officially. But they’re not exactly cutting the supply lines, while they easily could. And Scotland’s just as guilty.
MF It’s not in their interest to have a war going on next door though.
KF It’s even less in their governments’ interest to upset a considerable part of their electorate. Not to mention the fact they would be declared targets themselves if they were seen supporting the Irish camp. And then there’s fractions of the former British Army who still have some scores to settle in Ireland. We know for a fact a fair number of them are in Ulster as we speak.
MF Even the UN and US are clueless as how to help.
KF Gee, UN in clueless/spineless/pointless shocker... Seriously, did you really think they could make a difference? If they were to put a few thousand peacekeepers they’d had to send an equal number of bodybags. The presence of those blue-helmets won’t matter one bit. If they’d be in the way, they’d just die too.
MF It’d be tricky if American soldiers died though. Could change their allegiance in the war.
KF In the States, the Irish lobby is almost as powerful as the Jewish. Changing allegiance to the loyalist camp means a change of President. At any rate no Democrat would turn his back on the Irish. No Mark, this war can’t be solved by International interference. It’s something that was coming all along, and until those who don’t
want peace are all dead, fighting will continue. It has to be this way.
MF And that’s the sad truth probably... Meanwhile, we’re here, thousands of miles from home, with our three children. Hell, the youngest hasn’t even seen her homeland yet. She might never do.
KF Ciara will grow up in Ireland. One day, it will be safe to return, and then we’ll all pick up our normal lives again. Until the next upsurge in trouble. The sad thing is that like her sister, she hasn’t had the privilege to first see the light in Ireland. On paper, our daughters are American and Colombian.
MF Well, at the end of the day it’s just a piece of paper. What matters is where your heart is.
KF Nice words Dutchy.
MF Hey, you promised not to call me Dutch again

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KF I bet you sometimes wish you had never left Holland though.
MF And missed everything that happened in the past eight years? No way.
KF Well, you lost most of what you worked hard for. So in that respect, you’re back to square one.
MF Don’t be silly! I still have my family, and that’s all that counts. Thankfully our direct family back in Ireland and Holland now know we’re alive, even if they can’t tell anyone, or contact us for now. And yes, I do hate how we had to leave Celtic behind, but one day we’ll return.
KF At least Celtic are in good hands, with George taking care of the team, and Locke as Director of Football. Shame we couldn’t let them know we’re not dead. It’s gonna be such a shock when we do go home.
MF They’ll be as shocked as we were when they signed Ronaldo. I still can’t believe that. So Inter told him to fück off… He could’ve gone anywhere surely? Why on earth would he go to a warzone?
KF I suppose footballers are relatively safe… Both sides in the conflict need some form of entertainment. It’s an unwritten rule in this war… you leave the football alone. It’s almost like football grounds are modern day churches: there is to be no fighting on holy ground.
MF Nice theory. Hope it isn’t blow to bits along with Ronaldo himself…
KF Well, whatever his reasons are, Ronaldo is a lot braver, or more stupid than many in the footballing world. Think of all those leaving Ireland or conveniently retiring.
MF I can’t blame them. And I guess it’s only logical Celtic were hit hardest, being right in the middle of the trouble. Lost a coach in Jan van Dijk, a scout in Gareth King, players in Paul McKnight and Roy Keane, and those kids moving to Hearts, the fücking Jambo thieves.
KF Well, at least Keano continues to help out Best in coaching.
MF Yeah. Nice staff he’s got… Ronaldo as his assistant and Keane as a coach.
KF Can’t help wondering what would’ve happened against Man Utd if Ronaldo had been eligible for that CL Qualifier.
MF Wouldn’t have made a difference. The narrow defeat at Old Trafford was a one-off. United needed a quarter of the game in the return leg to get a two-goal lead before taking their foot off the pedal. At least according to the internet. It seriously sucks to have to follow the club like that. But South Americans don’t care about those games too much.
KF The UEFA Cup probably gives Celtic a better chance of serious progress anyway. Though the Servette tie was a lucky break.
MF Not Celtic’s fault the Swiss don’t know how to hit a penalty. And they made up for it against Tel Aviv. It could all end against Sparta Prague though.
KF Playing those “home” games at Easter Road is a disadvantage.
MF Can’t blame UEFA for making Irish teams play abroad though. They can’t guarantee the safety of visiting teams. And thanks to Raptor Group agreements, Celtic didn’t have to pay for the use of Hibs’ ground.
KF Talking about Hibs… Redmond seems to have lost it. Glasgow Celtic the new British champions. And no European Cup either.
MF Nah, he hasn’t lost it. Just tough luck. You can’t win the League every single year. Four-in-a-row was a true miracle already. And despite the Quarter Final exit in the CL, and the World Championship Final loss against Schalke’04, he
did do the domestic Cup double. So yet more silverware for Hibs, what more could they want? The fans seem to dig it, still a sell-out crowd almost every home game.
KF Yeah, attendances are stable. Same in Ireland, surprisingly. That despite the ban on away fans because of the war.
MF Still often around 25,000 per game. Should limit financial damage. Though if the war continues for years, there won’t be much TV income. And without money, all progress made in the past years will be lost. Irish football would be thrown back to the Stone Age.
KF Like the rest of the country by the end of the war…
<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre">Final tables 2008/9 – BritainBritish Premier League. 1.Celtic 38 23 9 6 57 - 25 +32 78 C 2.Hibs 38 22 9 7 62 - 37 +25 75 3.Man Utd 38 23 5 10 66 - 34 +32 74 4.Newcastle 38 22 7 9 64 - 35 +29 73 5.Liverpool 38 21 10 7 47 - 30 +17 73 6.Birmingham 38 20 6 12 48 - 40 +8 66 7.Rangers 38 19 6 13 54 - 37 +17 63 8.Leeds 38 17 7 14 50 - 45 +5 58 9.Bolton 38 16 9 13 52 - 52 0 5710.Arsenal 38 16 7 15 53 - 48 +5 5511.Tottenham 38 13 15 10 51 - 46 +5 5412.Everton 38 11 12 15 45 - 51 -6 4513.Millwall 38 11 12 15 51 - 58 -7 4514.Nottm Forest 38 12 8 18 47 - 66 -19 4415.Sunderland 38 11 8 19 45 - 64 -19 4116.Rotherham 38 11 6 21 35 - 53 -18 3917.Blackburn 38 8 10 20 38 - 56 -18 3418.Stoke 38 8 9 21 35 - 58 -23 33 R19.Chelsea 38 5 10 23 38 - 67 -29 25 R20.Livingston 38 5 7 26 30 - 66 -36 22 R.British First Division. 1.Ipswich 46 24 9 13 66 - 42 +24 81 C 2.Motherwell 46 23 11 12 82 - 52 +30 80 P 3.St. Johnstone 46 22 12 12 57 - 51 +6 78 4.Southampton 46 22 9 15 78 - 68 +10 75 5.Derby 46 22 8 16 65 - 40 +25 74 6.Sheff Utd 46 21 11 14 77 - 62 +15 74 P 7.Gillingham 46 21 10 15 68 - 68 0 73 8.Wolves 46 21 8 17 63 - 65 -2 71 9.Portsmouth 46 20 10 16 62 - 62 0 7010.Middlesbrough 46 17 18 11 65 - 49 +16 6911.Kilmarnock 46 18 11 17 72 - 65 +7 6512.Grimsby 46 17 14 15 50 - 51 -1 6513.Sheff Wed 46 17 11 18 53 - 63 -10 6214.Q.P.R. 46 14 19 13 77 - 75 +2 6115.Burnley 46 16 11 19 61 - 72 -11 5916.Man City 46 14 16 16 60 - 64 -4 5817.Crystal Palace 46 15 10 21 60 - 65 -5 5518.Wimbledon 46 15 10 21 64 - 79 -15 5519.Charlton 46 14 13 19 50 - 67 -17 5520.Coventry 46 14 11 21 67 - 73 -6 5321.Leicester 46 12 16 18 78 - 82 -4 5222.Peterborough 46 14 9 23 46 - 62 -16 51 R23.Reading 46 9 14 23 58 - 75 -17 41 R24.Watford 46 7 15 24 45 - 72 -27 36 R.British Second Division. 1.Aston Villa 46 27 8 11 80 - 50 +30 89 C 2.Hearts 46 28 5 13 75 - 51 +24 89 P 3.St. Mirren 46 23 13 10 57 - 42 +15 82 4.Crewe 46 24 9 13 72 - 47 +25 81 5.Wrexham 46 25 5 16 68 - 60 +8 80 6.Hull 46 22 13 11 82 - 64 +18 79 P 7.West Ham 46 21 13 12 73 - 52 +21 76 8.Leyton Orient 46 19 14 13 75 - 57 +18 71 9.Bournemouth 46 19 12 15 62 - 51 +11 6910.Huddersfield 46 18 12 16 57 - 58 -1 6611.Notts Co 46 17 12 17 58 - 58 0 6312.W.B.A. 46 15 18 13 64 - 70 -6 6313.Wycombe 46 16 13 17 57 - 52 +5 6114.Brighton 46 16 12 18 64 - 74 -10 6015.Port Vale 46 15 12 19 73 - 82 -9 5716.Falkirk 46 16 8 22 62 - 66 -4 5617.Dundee 46 15 9 22 46 - 57 -11 5418.Bradford 46 15 8 23 50 - 57 -7 5319.Tranmere 46 13 14 19 50 - 60 -10 5320.Dundee Utd 46 14 8 24 57 - 76 -19 5021.Carlisle 46 13 10 23 53 - 69 -16 49 R22.Bury 46 12 11 23 54 - 80 -26 47 R23.Plymouth 46 11 11 24 55 - 74 -19 44 R24.Fulham 46 9 8 29 45 - 82 -37 35 R.British Third Division. 1.Stockport 46 23 13 10 79 - 56 +23 82 C 2.Swindon 46 23 12 11 60 - 40 +20 81 P 3.Cardiff 46 23 9 14 73 - 54 +19 78 P 4.Walsall 46 20 18 8 59 - 42 +17 78 5.Norwich 46 23 9 14 77 - 62 +15 78 6.Morton 46 21 13 12 66 - 50 +16 76 7.Airdrie 46 20 14 12 77 - 65 +12 74 P 8.Brentford 46 20 13 13 76 - 70 +6 73 9.Ross County 46 18 12 16 68 - 55 +13 6610.Clyde 46 19 9 18 62 - 57 +5 6611.Barnsley 46 19 9 18 75 - 73 +2 6612.Wigan 46 17 14 15 65 - 71 -6 6513.Inverness C. Thistle46 17 12 17 57 - 59 -2 6314.Dunfermline 46 16 13 17 69 - 68 +1 6115.Northampton 46 17 9 20 55 - 53 +2 6016.Stranraer 46 16 11 19 65 - 73 -8 5917.Bristol C 46 15 9 22 59 - 69 -10 5418.Preston 46 12 17 17 68 - 66 +2 5319.Luton 46 15 8 23 51 - 60 -9 5320.Aberdeen 46 13 11 22 51 - 72 -21 5021.Cambridge Utd 46 12 12 22 67 - 88 -21 4822.Arbroath 46 10 15 21 48 - 74 -26 4523.Oldham 46 12 9 25 57 - 84 -27 4524.Ayr 46 9 13 24 49 - 72 -23 40 R.British Conference. 1.Southend 42 30 6 6 89 - 56 +33 96 C 2.Chesterfield 42 24 9 9 72 - 47 +25 81 3.Cheltenham 42 24 9 9 58 - 34 +24 81 4.Blackpool 42 22 10 10 69 - 42 +27 76 5.Scunthorpe 42 22 8 12 65 - 37 +28 74 6.Kidderminster 42 23 4 15 59 - 49 +10 73 7.Nuneaton Borough 42 22 4 16 81 - 63 +18 70 8.York 42 20 9 13 70 - 49 +21 69 9.Oxford 42 19 11 12 66 - 48 +18 6810.Swansea 42 19 6 17 70 - 68 +2 6311.Darlington 42 17 10 15 62 - 52 +10 6112.Raith Rovers 42 17 8 17 55 - 54 +1 5913.Rushden 42 16 10 16 88 - 83 +5 5814.Stenhousemuir 42 17 5 20 72 - 77 -5 5615.Shrewsbury 42 14 9 19 61 - 70 -9 5116.Halifax 42 14 9 19 64 - 76 -12 5117.Chester 42 13 8 21 66 - 84 -18 4718.Colchester 42 12 6 24 55 - 76 -21 4219.Alloa 42 10 7 25 45 - 83 -38 3720.Bristol Rovers 42 6 15 21 46 - 70 -24 33 R21.Exeter 42 5 11 26 53 - 105 -52 26 R22.Woking 42 6 6 30 30 - 73 -43 24 R</pre>