When the Belfast Celts sing again... Part III - Back in Belfast

BarryLFC · 08-11-2003, 10:10 PM

Poor feye

retired_mellnet · 08-13-2003, 01:50 AM

Celtic, Just Plain Charming!

When I sat down with Anna Kournikova to talk about the Celtic's great success in every aspect of the game this season...

Mark Frost Keith, what the hell is this? (Pointing to the Sports Headline, then in a kid's taunt) Celtic, Just Plain Charming!

Keith Stuart Well, well, well.

MF I had you set up that interview, so you could hammer O'Mao and the gangly fool Johnson in the press. You were suppose to be revealing that O'Mao's appointment had no inkling of Football.

KS She was a lot smarter than you would think and that smile...

MF That smile, what kind of nonsense is that. You're the best reporter in the Republic, you are suppose to be objective, or shall I say slightly subjective towards our cause.

KS Everything was going fine...

MF What do you mean everything was going fine. If it was going fine then how did we get this headline?

KS Give me a minute to explain, everything was going fine, and then Anna showed up wearing this little business mini. Hey I'm a man, once she let me touch the scar from her knee surgery... (Keith smiles dreamily)

MF Her scar? What kind of crap is this?

Ring, Ring, Ring

MF Well are you going to answer that? (Mark nods at Stuart's cellphone)

KS Oh. (He blushes) Was that my phone? (Answering the phone) Hello. Oh, hello. Tonight, well sure, no problem. 7 p.m. great I'll be there, I can't wait. Bye-bye.

MF Don't tell me that was her?

KS Her? No. It was my mom.

MF I've seen you talking to your mom, you don't turn half as red as you just did.

KS Okay. It was her.

MF So who's side are you on, now? Rushing off every time she calls.

KS I'm on your side mate. You see I am going undercover, hopefully going deep under [the] covers, I'll be like James Bond or Austin Powers. Just think hopefully now you have someone on the inside. Well, I got to run. I need time to get ready, I mean I can't go meet Anna looking like this. (Stuart runs off)

MF Good Lord. I've been outsmarted by O'Mao again. Well somehow I have to get that Russian Bitch away from my sports editor. Maybe I should visit Best, it's still 5 p.m. he shouldn't be dead drunk yet. He should be able to give me some advice...

retired_mellnet · 08-13-2003, 01:56 AM

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Originally posted by Raptor:
I liked part 2 better, when Frost was in charge
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You would i prefer any part with Telegraph sports chief keith stuart in it <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

This is for you Bagpuss.

The funny thing is I wrote this before I noticed the last post on Page 5.

Raptor · 08-13-2003, 07:50 AM

That was class

retired_sander · 08-15-2003, 07:55 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Raptor:

That was class<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Class my Arsé

Bloody Kournikova git

Try Henin next time

I sense a NOTW expose celeb sex story article needs inserting at some point :p

Raptor · 08-16-2003, 08:19 PM

NOTW is officially banned from Ireland in this story :cool:

Worst. 'News'paper. Ever.

retired_mellnet · 08-20-2003, 02:53 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR> Class my Arsé

Bloody Kournikova git Try Henin next time

I sense a NOTW expose celeb sex story article needs inserting at some point <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Try to please the man, but NO, OH NO, is he pleased. He wants Henin, well you should feel lucky it wasn't Jack Sullivan.

Anyway, everyone knows that if Anna let you touch her knee, you would be jello.

retired_sander · 08-20-2003, 06:11 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by maollelujah:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR> Class my Arsé

Bloody Kournikova git Try Henin next time

I sense a NOTW expose celeb sex story article needs inserting at some point <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Try to please the man, but NO, OH NO, is he pleased. He wants Henin, well you should feel lucky it wasn't Jack Sullivan.

Anyway, everyone knows that if Anna let you touch her knee, you would be jello.

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Yeah Yeah i wouldnae turn her down nae man would unless he was stupid or gay or worse called jack O'sullivan oh hang on he IS gay