[BarryLFC]

Welcome to the CMS Era GRUMPY Awards Betting. The current FMS Gambler of the Year is of course BrianW, but will his luck change here?

In the FMS/CMS Awards PM7 started a round of voting before we knew the final nominees for a few select catergories. Each punter had 250 FMS pounds to bet with. You did not have to bet at that time, you could have kept your money till you know who has made the final cut. Or, you could gamble on raising your stake by betting in the preliminary round, but if you ended up broke then that was it, so it was a reward and risk trade off.

This is different. There is no preliminary voting, there is not preliminary betting. Odds here are the final odds and will remain the final odds till I change them.

All bets should be sent to iain@thescribblingpad.info stating how much you wish to place on each bet. I'll keep track of whose who. You can bet singles, doubles trebles or whatever. Not stupid things like yankees though. You can also bet in this thread, but you cannot bet more than 250 FMS Pounds total.

Any questions? Then we'll begin...

[BarryLFC]

Grumpiest User

Gricehead 2/1

Peacemaker7 1/2

Spurzgrrl 10/1

Simon F 5/1

SMSL 4/1

Maollelujah 5/2

Brian W 3/2


Most Overrated Writer

Raptor 4/1

Benny Evens

Flann 2/1

Binny 5/1

Flipsix3 Evens

Peacemaker7 1/2


Least Valuable CMSer

Raptor 3/1

Jambo4 Eva 1/4

SMSL 2/1

Gricehead Evens

Silverfox 1/4

John O’Shea 3/1


Moron of the Era

J@cko 6/1

Charlie 3/1

Ipswich Finest 8/1

Jambo4eva 10/1

Iain L 2/1

Pickles Evens


The Raptor Award For Sickening Adherance To The Rules

Simon F 2/1

Gricehead 1/4

Faramir 4/1

Bobbev 4/1

Flippers 5/1

Gino 5/2

Displaced_seagull 2/1


Biggest Wannabe

HD 3/1

Maollelujah 5/1

Gino 3/1

Flipsix3 3/1

Jambo4eva 2/1

Simon F 2/1

John O’Shea 4/1


Quitter of the CMS Era

Simon F 1/10

J@cko 5/1

SMSL 20/1

Gino 100/1

Displaced_seagull 2/1


User most likely to have his head kicked in on a Glasgow night out.

Jambo 3/1

Raptor 1/2

John O’Shea Evens

Bobbev 5/1

Raptor’s Brother 25/1


Writer most likely to leave you in a coma (via their stories, not by hitting you)

Dixie 1/2

Flann 1/5

John O’Shea 5/1

Raptor 1/2

Gricehead Evens

Saviola for Caley 10/1

Andrew Downing 2/1


Writer you wish would just bugger off

Peacemaker7 – For stealing all the awards 5/1

Gricehead – You NEED a reason? 3/1

HD – For whining about the awards 10/1

Jambo4eva – For being a spotty teenager 3/1

Spurzgrrl – This is a MANS forum 15/1

Simon F – Hes a mod, we hate mods 5/1

Bruno – The F5 King 5/1


Spotty Teenager Award for the Most Irritating user

Kris 5/1

Raptor 2/1

HD 3/1

Peacemaker7 2/1

Jambo4eva Evens

Bruno 7/5


Writer with the Biggest Ego

SMSL 1/2

Raptor 3/1

Peacemaker7 1/10


Worst Alias

Mrs Doyle 15/1

Charlie Evens

Mark Frost 2/1

J@cko 1/3

Binny benny's alias 5/1


Story Most Deserving Euthanasia

Belfast Celts 1/5

Im the celtic manager... Evens

How to make your way 2/1

Troubled Visions 10/1

Silver blue bit me 5/1

Whatever Simon started 5 minutes ago Evens


Most Nauseating Story character

Dave Green 10/1

Mark Frost 2/1

Cheery Chirpy 100/1

John Stevens 50/1

Stan McCabe 3/1

Bert Merton Evens


Worst Ending

The Chocolate shop HD Evens

The Russian Gassing PM7 5/1

Anything by Raptor (Do Raptor's stories end? -Ed) 5/1

[BarryLFC]

If you want any other odds, ask for them, eg if you have an inkling of what the "special awards" mentioned in the vote thread may be.

[retired_amirebn]

I'm surprised I'm not in the Quitter category, don't think I've had a story reach the end of Season 1 yet...

[retired_bbcarr]

love my odds for quitter of the cms era

[shannon2007]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LeedsUnitedFan2:
I'm surprised I'm not in the Quitter category, don't think I've had a story reach the end of Season 1 yet... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah but its over the whole five years and tbh, you havent reached that level. Yet

[Mike..]

Sent and claimed

[Raptor]

@ those odds

[retired_hunar_s]

I have a feeling I'm going to win a few more awards than in the normal Cms awards!

[BarryLFC]

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