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Old 02-06-2005, 11:52 AM   Open Up, It's The Police!! - Sir John Stevens Returns. Post #121
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Metropolitan Police HQ
Sir John Steven's Office


It was all going rather splendidly well. Successive promotions for the team, and now to his great delight, Katie had told him she was pregnant. Stevens knew that he would die -again - one day, and that he wouldnt always be able to thwart death. There was however a perfect way for him to stay 'alive'. Cloning.

He had tried cloning before of course, but the fact was those were not really human beings, but monsters governed by micro-chips and oil. No, this baby would be flesh and blood and already had part of his DNA pattern, all that would require was the replacement of the Katie DNA with his own and there would be a brand new John Stevens. He had even taken the liberty of having his memories transfered to a 'holding cell'. Once the child was old enough, Stevens would have his memories and anything else that made him 'him', transfer over and he would have a fresh, new body that would last even longer than this ailing wreck he was in. It was perfect....

As he wallowed in thought, planning how he could effectively live for ever and rule the world, the door burst open and PM7 came in looking rather flushed. 'I'm afraid I have some bad news for you John. Its Raptor.'

'For f*ck sake, hes not been caught exposing himself in the park again has he. I told him if he kept doing that, we'd have to get rid of him. I cant have people impinging on my territory.'

'No Boss its not that. Its.... well hes dead. He shot himself'.

'And the bad news?'

'He's made a hell of a mess of the hotel room, and they want compensation. But really boss, Raptor is dead. Dead! Get it?'

Stevens did get it. 'Very well have the room cleaned up then chuck the body in the Thames. We'll say he got homesick and went back to Groningen. Its not as if he was anyone important.'

Stevens paused for a moment, then added 'Before dumping him, have the lab store some of his DNA. It might be worth re creating him for scientific purposes.'

'Save his memories?'

'Of course not. The guys was as f*cked up as they come, nothing worth saving. No, lets have a fresh template to work with.'

PM7 left, and Sir John Stevens leaned back in hea seat smiling. So Raptor was gone, and now he could make a new Raptor, one in His own image. Life was starting to get interesting.
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Old 03-28-2005, 02:48 PM   Open Up, It's The Police!! - Sir John Stevens Returns. Post #122
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Somewhere, Not Here - There

It had been a long long time since the story had been updated, and most people believed it had been consigned to the dustbin. Which is probably where it belonged. Yet that simply wasn't the case, and even if the writer had been caught up in other things, there was no way Sir John Stevens was going to let this story die. Even if he had to write it himself. Although that would prove quite difficult as he was an imaginary character. At least I think he was... is... will be.... would have been...

And so rising from the depth of the bottom of the first page, a blatant piece of upping from the author saw the story return. Now, where were we again......

Oh yes, Raptor was dead. So nothing particulary interesting then......
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Old 03-28-2005, 04:25 PM   Open Up, It's The Police!! - Sir John Stevens Returns. Post #123
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Well, hopefully this isn't a case of gratuitous upping, but an indication that Sir John is about to resume active service
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Old 03-29-2005, 03:38 PM   Open Up, It's The Police!! - Sir John Stevens Returns. Post #124
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It should do. My aim is to update this at least once, hopefully twice a week. I just really wanted to let people know the story isn't dead
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Old 03-29-2005, 07:20 PM   Open Up, It's The Police!! - Sir John Stevens Returns. Post #125
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Is it my turn to pray for active euthanasia on a story now?
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Is it my turn to pray for active euthanasia on a story now?
Not until its been going for 5 years and has reached its millionth part :p
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Old 04-03-2005, 04:56 PM   Open Up, It's The Police!! - Sir John Stevens Returns. Post #127
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2006- 2007 Season Round Up

With Raptor dead, that was of course good news for the other strikers such as Spav and BrianW and also saw the promotion to the first team squad of Jambo4eva, who sadly wet himself when given the news.

The season, as you might expect, wasn't quite as easy as the previous one, but promotion was achieved and added to by a another title win. Ted Locke was being hailed as some kind of god in the media, and was happy to take the plaudits. People on the inside though knew different, and some of them wanted rid of the man who was having all too easy a ride. They blamed him for the fact the side had failed to make that much impact in the major domestic cups.

The League Cup had seen a rather dissapointing 3rd round exit to a Tranmere side who were to be relegated from the Championship. And the FA Cup was a disaster as the side crashed out 3-0 to Bristol City. John Stevens was furious when even the LDV Final was lost in humiliating style, as the Met were crushed 5-1 by Crewe, and despite the league success, decided by the end of the season that he had had enough of the man with the wooden legs, and Locke was shown the door.... the John Stevens way.
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Old 04-03-2005, 04:58 PM   Open Up, It's The Police!! - Sir John Stevens Returns. Post #128
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Table 2007

<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre">| Pos | Inf | Team | | Pld | Won | Drn | Lst | For | Ag | G.D. | Pts | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 1st | C | Met Police | | 46 | 27 | 11 | 8 | 86 | 41 | +45 | 92 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 2nd | P | MK Dons | | 46 | 24 | 12 | 10 | 70 | 45 | +25 | 84 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 3rd | P | Cambridge | | 46 | 20 | 13 | 13 | 77 | 55 | +22 | 73 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 4th | | Cheltenham | | 46 | 20 | 13 | 13 | 71 | 60 | +11 | 73 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 5th | | Burnley | | 46 | 20 | 12 | 14 | 73 | 60 | +13 | 72 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 6th | P | Yeovil | | 46 | 20 | 11 | 15 | 70 | 59 | +11 | 71 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 7th | | Oxford | | 46 | 18 | 16 | 12 | 54 | 40 | +14 | 70 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 8th | | Aldershot | | 46 | 18 | 14 | 14 | 62 | 61 | +1 | 68 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 9th | | Shrewsbury | | 46 | 16 | 19 | 11 | 62 | 52 | +10 | 67 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 10th | | Torquay | | 46 | 16 | 15 | 15 | 66 | 61 | +5 | 63 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 11th | | Hartlepool | | 46 | 16 | 14 | 16 | 76 | 65 | +11 | 62 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 12th | | Lincoln | | 46 | 15 | 17 | 14 | 56 | 60 | -4 | 62 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 13th | | Rushden | | 46 | 13 | 22 | 11 | 47 | 43 | +4 | 61 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 14th | | Notts Co | | 46 | 17 | 10 | 19 | 59 | 61 | -2 | 61 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 15th | | Port Vale | | 46 | 17 | 9 | 20 | 61 | 80 | -19 | 60 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 16th | | Rochdale | | 46 | 13 | 18 | 15 | 55 | 57 | -2 | 57 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 17th | | Northampton | | 46 | 15 | 11 | 20 | 59 | 64 | -5 | 56 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 18th | | Southend | | 46 | 14 | 12 | 20 | 60 | 70 | -10 | 54 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 19th | | Wycombe | | 46 | 12 | 16 | 18 | 65 | 82 | -17 | 52 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 20th | | Leyton Orient | | 46 | 12 | 15 | 19 | 54 | 70 | -16 | 51 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 21st | | Mansfield | | 46 | 11 | 18 | 17 | 49 | 71 | -22 | 51 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 22nd | | York | | 46 | 12 | 13 | 21 | 36 | 53 | -17 | 49 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 23rd | R | Chester | | 46 | 8 | 15 | 23 | 47 | 69 | -22 | 39 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 24th | R | Kidderminster | | 46 | 7 | 16 | 23 | 53 | 89 | -36 | 37 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| </pre>
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