Using FM2005 5.0.2
<STRIKE>September 9th 2009</STRIKE>
After 4 years at Spurs The FM stories crew have finally got me to do a season long diary for them.
I must admit i need the cash, the nights spent in strip bars and casinos are catching up with me.
Oh and while i remember i'm Hugo Bozz manager of Spurs.
I became manager of Spurs after winning a hand of poker against Daniel Levy. Lucky me.
Anyway i'm now 4 years down the line and for some reason i'm still hanging around so soime boy at this lovely website offered me a handsome sum of kudos to do a wee diary for you fans and let it be said that the fact he played on my liking of the ladies made the contract talks go very smoothly.
Firstly i'll introduce my backroom team, lovely bunch of people.
Asst Manager: Gausten Taument - top bloke apparently quite a good player in his day.
Coaches:
Tony Whelan - Tight wad when it comes to spending the kudos, good coach though.
Lucas Radebe - A lot of god loving from this fella but i trust him anyway.
Rudi Vollborn - I found him kipping in a banged up Vauxhall Nova outside my caravan(temporary while i sort out the finances) He told me he was a coach, i had a hangover and the rest is history.
Fred Grim - Old Gauston recomended this old boy to teach the gk's how to save a ball, doesn't look all that hard but i'm told goalkeeping is a specialized position and you have to be a bit mad. Who knows eh?
Rui Faria - I hired this guy/burd because he/she looks like the burd that old svenny had a bit of ahem with. He/she goes to the guys bog but i'm sure he/she is a laydee boy on his holibobs.
Scouts, well this lot get paid for watching footie and in my eyes way to much but some old boy arnesen tells me i must have 2 or 3 i don't pay much attention to them so sorry boys but there's no name dropping for you lot.
Physios:
Dr Charlotte Cowie - She was here when i arrived 4 years ago and i've still no seen her knickers and i've no had any massages yet, a few of the boys tell me she is good. I must find out.
Rui Costa - Top chap, pulls burds with ease. The nights out are good when he's about.
Geoff Scott - Old boy, talks about when he was a lad a pint was only £1.20. Lucky old git. I've yet to find a bar in London where i can get a bevvy for less than £5.50.
I'd chat about the team but i'd be here all week so i'll just give you there names and maybe 1 or 2 comments about the lazy, overpaid good for nothings. Kiddin boys your all wonderful.
S.Westerveld - He showed me round the dam

P.Robinson
M.Murray
M.Mabizela
L.King
Alex - Brazilian chap, good cocktail maker
K.Hofland
A.Gardener
P.Stalteri - Canadian bloke
Kleber - He's just arrived
T. Huddlestone - Young fella, easily amused
D.Prutton - another who has just arrived
F.Guarin - Colombian, i don't trust them
T.Hitzelsperger
A. D'Alessandro - wee man
S.W.Phillips
D.Bierkofa - I just call him beer
K.Nolan
Geremi - or germany as he's known
M.Kallon - funny lad
P.Trochowski
D.Landzaat - a bit mental
K.Richardson - Funny hair
S.Ono - his bed is made of nails(strange lad)
R.Keane - Irish
Aruna
Ewerthon - Speedy
J.Stead - Cloudy
V.Love - Mr lover man, shabba.
T.Buffel - Buffy
F.Adu - Aga Adu
so that's the boys that are aroound at the moment. I believe we have a reserve team but who knows, ask Franky Arney if you want to know about that lot.
At the mo we are in 1st place, top stuff(extra bonuses n all that).
Anyway this is the end of my first Dear diary as i've got a important poker game on tonight and we play some team the fans call Man ure on Sat the 13th of September so i suppose i better pick people to play that lot.
See you soon and if anyone wants to buy me a pint i'll be in the pub nearest that car park where my caravan is.
Cheers
Hugo