retired_jgirl87

Top effort. :thup:

I must admit that when you first posted this, I expected it to be a five-day wonder. However you have stuck at it and created a unique story with a refreshing approach to your writing.

Good luck for the new season. Now that I'm reading the FM Forum more regularly, I'll try and make the comments are bit more frequent.

retired_vbrazon

Cheers Spav, i have to be honest. i'm surprised that i've lasted asa long as i have but i will keep going for as long as i can or as long as i still find it a laugh.

retired_vbrazon

28th Sep 2010

Righteo boys n girls,

I've chilled out after my rant about that ref i really don't see eye to eye with.
I've been asked to attned a FA hearing but i told them just to fine me and i'll send a cheque. I don't think they like me much but screw em. I think they are a group of people who know as much about the game as i do about Lionel Richie.

Todays game was a biggy, the champions league is where everyone wants to be and after our good start against Fenerbahce i was looking at making it 6 points out of 6 against Reggina at the lane. We now have 6 points out of 6 it's all good.

Reggina(H) CL
Team:
Landreau
Mabizela King Hofland Stalteri
Guarin
Beasley Hitzlsperger Richardson
Eliakwu Kamara

Strange that we got drawn aginst Paul Robinson's new club, and a few of the boys were giving him a call to tell him that his back better be in good nick so he doesn't feel the strain of picking the ball out of the net.

Robbo ended up picking the ball out of the net on 3 occasions and he looked devasted after just 10mins when Richardson cut inside his marker to fire a shot past him at his near post. It wasn't a good start for Robbo but i was happy.

51mins later Kamara took it upon himself to show some of the skills that make people love football. He practically danced round the 2 fairy boy defenders and then hit a shot that went in off the right hand post. 2 nixie. SWEEEEEET BABY, YEAH! I'm not sure why i shouted that when he scored but it made our subs bench laugh.

Then with 15mins left we made a few changes and they brought about goal number 3. Raulin came on for Keane and made a immediate impact when he collected a long ball from Landreau and ran 10 yards before hitting a venomous strike that Robbo parried but the ball hit Mozart and rolled into the net. A rather funny goal but i did feel a very small amount of sympathy for Robbo. Achhhh who am i kidding i felt nothing. 3-0, great result.

After the game i nipped out with a few of the boys to celebrate our victory and a fan we bumped into called me a drunken bum who just got a stroke of luck in a casino and ended up managing his club.

My message to you now, since i never got a word in sideways, is. I've done well with this club and you know it. Yes i was lucky to get thje job the way i did but that's life buddy. If you don't like it then tough. I wasn't into footie before i came here but i love this place and my boys. I hope you realise that one day before you try giving me a lecture on what i am and what i do. Oh and as for being a drunken bum mate, i wasn't the one dribbling as i spoke. Enjoy yer hangover.

Anyway to all of you who do like me, even just a little, have a fun week.


Hugo

retired_vbrazon

2nd Oct 2010

Oh what a beautiful evening and oh what a beautiful season, so far.

Wolves(H)
Team:
Landreau
Mabizela King Hofland Stalteri
Prutton
SWP D'Alessandro Richardson
Keane Kamara

I'm keepin it short tonight because i've got to fly home to see my mumsy as it's her bday. Oh and i need to get her a gift on my way. Ermmm does anyone think she'd like the latest Michael Jackson album: Moon walking in a prison cell or his b-sides album: Oooop's i dropped the soap big man. I'd buy her his album from last year that was about his bad days: "Here have some Jesus juice" but it wasn't very good.
Oh, i know i'll get her the book by Britney Spears: 10 husbands and a few STD's.

Oh yep todays game, ermmm well in a nutshell we won 1-0 and the goal came from Kamara after 7mins when he hit a shot unedr the goalie froma very narrow angle.
Geremi nearly made it 1-1 for Wolves with minutes left but nearly isn't a goal is it.

Anyway i'm off, flight to catchback on tues to prep for Liverpool gam on wed.

Bye di bye

Hugo

retired_vbrazon

6th Oct 2010

Sorry folks for missing the Liverpool game but i left you in good hands and we probably would have lost if i'd been about because Gauston was clever with the tactics.

I got the usual texts from Rudi so i'll give you what i know so far.

Liverpool(A)
Team:
Landreau
Mabizela King Hofland Stalteri
Prutton
Guarin D'Alessandro Hitzlsperger
Kamara
Keane

He went 4-1-3-1-1 to try and counter the 3-5-2 with wing backs from Liverpool.

I never watch games on tv because it's annoying so i just read Rudi's msg's after i think the game is finished.

Txt 1: 7.30PM- the team news as above

Txt 2: 8.15PM - game is tight old chap.

Txt 3: 8.30PM - Diomansy just smacked the bar

Txt 4: 8.32PM - Diomansy just scored - GR8 chip. D'Al n Keane set him up.

Txt 5: 8.35PM - HT: 1-0

Txt 6: 9.22PM - Still 1-0 game tight

Txt 7: 8.37PM - FT 1-0 get right up them woooooo hooooooooooooo.

Txt 8: what will we say to the tv folks as to why u ain't here?

Txt 9: The truth, if you want m8. Cya 2moz.

I figured i might as well tell the truth to save the hassle of having to feint illness when i arrive back in London.

Great result and all credit to Gauston and Rudi for shutting out Liverpool who have improved since they hired Hiddink as there manager.

As for Mumsy, she is good and liked my gifts. I got her a keg of Bud and a subscription to the viz - she's always loved it especially Roger Mellie the man on the telly. She seemed to be a bit confused as to why i'd buy her the latest book by Bill Clinton: How to use power to get laid. I thought it might be a interesting read since he's allowed to put stuff in that he couldn't 6 years ago.

Righteo folks i'm off to my bed. I promise i'll be back before the 16th for the Middlesbrough game. Enjoy the international games over the next week and good luck to whoever you support.

Hugo

retired_vbrazon

11th Oct 2010

Splosh di splosh oooooooo a lla pooppppppp.
I'm wavin a a weight nihte. I'z beenn allthru edinburger wi thi bois drinkin beeersh.
I thinks it late but who carshhhjoi.

Howwwwwwwwww rf u folkys, thatsh louuuvellllllly.

Nighteeeeeeee nihttttttttttt.

Bugoii

retired_vbrazon

12th Oct 2010

OOOOOOOOOOOO my head is bangin this avo.
I must have drunk my body weight last night. This happens when i come home for a few days.

I apologise for the rubbish i posted yesterday and i will be back in London on the 14th.

I need to go back to bed.

Hugo

retired_vbrazon

16th Oct 2010

I'm back and i feel better.

I got some good news when i arrived back here. Kleber and Kallon have both returbed to training after injuries.

Then i had a good day today with a win over Middlesbrough.

Team:
Landreau
Mabizela King Hofland Stalteri
Prutton
SWP D'Alessandro Richardson
Newman Kamara

Todays game was decided by one man and that man was D'Alessandro. That boy is and has been a major player for us since he arrived. You just can't doubt his ability and his willingness to fight for a win.

His fisrt goal today was a bit fortunate but they all count. He hit a shot from 30 yards which was going into the left hand corner. The goalie might have saved it but it took a deflection which sent the ball into the right corner and that put us 1-0 up.
D'Alessandro used great control to take a cross from Kamara. He controlled the ball with his knee and as the ball hit the ground he hit a bending shot with his left foot that went just inside the goalies left hand post. Sweet as you like.

A good 2-0 victory and another 3 points in the bag.

Notice for bar and restaurant owners:
I think it's nearly that time in the season where i start organising our crimbo night outso if any bars or restaurants want to offer me any deals just give he receptionist at the club a bell and she'll take your phone number and i'll get back to you. Cheers.
PS: Bring your own bottle restaurants need not apply.

Have a great weeknd folks.

Hugo

retired_vbrazon

19th Oct 2010

Firstly, cheers to the bars and restaurants who applied to me. I have now sorted our night out so no more calls please.

Any of you boys looking for clues as to where we are going, you won't find any on here.

Tonights game. Champions League and we are in Holland and have just played PSV.
We have won 2-0 and are in pole position to top the group after collecting 9 points out of 9.

Team:
Landreau
Mabizela King Hofland Gardener
Guarin
SWP Hitzlsperger Richardson
Keane Kamara

We cracked open PSV after 32mins. Hitzlsperger done his usual and hit a thunderous shot home from 18 yards that nearly ripped the net off the hooks.

I must admit i felt we could go on and score 3 or 4 after that goal but we only got 1 more.
It came from Kamara He showed some great pace and skill to beat his man not once but twice before he rounded the goaie and ran the ball into the net. He then done some stupid celebration which he'll be gettin ripped for later.

2-0 and it was a comfortable showing from us. I'm just hoping the run continues.

Must dash as me and the boys are going to take in the sights as our flight home is in the morning so we can have some time to see the place.

Have a good week.

Hugo

PS: Mum phone me if you want anything brought home.

retired_vbrazon

23rd Oct 2010

I know i shouldn't post messages to my mum on here but she never answers the phone but i know she reads this diary of mine so Mum if you want me to come down for a week or 2 feel free just phone me and let me know when. I could do with a good meal.

I suppose i miss my old dear a bit, especailly after being home recently. She isn't getting any younger and she won't be around forever so i like to spend a little time with her every now and then. Treat her to a night out n all that.

I suppose the reason i'm babblin about my mumsy is because i don't want to talk about todays game but that's what they pay me to do so i will.

Charlton(A)
I said a few todays ago i wanted to continue our good run. Todays draw sort of put a dampener on what has been a good season so far.
1-1 isn't a brutal result but it's not going to win us titles either.

Team:
Landreau
Mabizela King Hofland Stalteri
Prutton
SWP D'Alessandro Richardson
Keane Kamara

We started off pretty brightly and were showing the kind of stuff that was helping us win games 2 and 3 nixie.

We went ahead after 36mins through Robbie Keane. He was all alone at the far post when Kamra's cross came over and he nodded the ball home to put us 1-0 up.

The rest of the game was a bit boring in all honesty and i thought we'd see the game out and take all 3 points. I was wrong.
Francis Jeffers popped up with 4 mins to go and slipped the ball under Landreau.

As i said earlier 1-1 ain't bad but........ oh i don't know i'm just a little down. I think a few beers are required.

Have a good week

Hugo