retired_lieke

Tom's no here the now so Im his burd right..how dare you nasty Berwick fukcers sack ma man..he's so depressed now I wont get a shag for a week.

retired_christian_friend25

The Scots Sunday Clan would like to welcome its 2 new members to the game.

Steve McWee who took control of East Fife and also welcome bck the return of Dennan who played in the original line up, who takes control of Montrose.

No new advertising of places happened this season as a number of players were on a waiting list for the game, no places will be up for grabs until anyone drops out or the clan agree to expand the number of players.

Season 1 of cm03/04 Scottish lower league challenge is over and final standings plus a round up of the season will be given later tonight.

Roll on Season 2 !

Also the Queen Of The South will be holding
"The Tom Burnett Benefit Tournament" to help bring some cheer and much needed aid to this fallen fellow manager in his time of need

all applicants to the game please post below 1st 3 applicate in will be accepted.

retired_leaf9

I'm up for that. Is it to provide some much needed rubber for the poor man?!

retired_emdobbs1

I'll be in that one, if it's ok

retired_lieke

Hmmm...I like the idea of that a benefit in my honour...hope you lot can sing.

retired_lieke

And now we hand you over to the studio's of ITN and a "Tonight with Trevor Mcdonald" special report.

"Hello and welcome..horrific scenes were shown on news channels of the devastation, carnage and suffering inflicted upon a small British town last Sunday, terrorist attacks?, natural catostrophy? no these were the result of the deaperate struggle to remove a pair of simple black panties from the head of one man."

"I hardly think they were simple Trev..there was some tasty lacy bits on there."

"Three clubs in one season Mr Burnett..a man whom clubs fight over or a man who gets out before he's found out?"

"Ho Ho, it's quite simply a matter of economics Trevor nothing more sinister."

"In what way?"

"What!"

"Economic's..in what way?"

"Well...its complicated stuff you know, economical stuff about econamically economics and I cant go into it here"

"You have been accused of being economical with the truth."

"I beg your pardon..show me one instance where a club of mine has won and I failed to say how great I am."

"On the other side of the coin, when your clubs lose.."

"Ah!..you see..coins! thats economic's again and I just cant go into that at present."

"The allegations that you are a fraud and a conman?"

"Trevor, you do make me laugh..as an old Russian coach used to say..'nevjder droomde occhvyal natanar'"

"Which means?"

"Fukc knows."

"When did you begin to think Berwick wasn't the town for you?"

"After we lost to Airdrie Utd 5-0 and the top nun at the convent booted me in the baws."

"And the future?"

"Its looking rosy Trev..a few folk have been after me, Spanish clubs Providento and counciltaxio have shown great interest but its the glamour of the third thats drawn me."

"And some fellow lge managers are organising a prestegious event in your honour."

"Rightly so, its to be a splendid occassion, singing dancing all manner of fun, there will be a singing duo 'steve & simon' who viewers will remember were the sex pistols of the folk scene, and there has been talk of one of them doing a pole dance wearing black shiny thigh lenght boots, doesn't interest me that sort of thing! but i will watch out of courtesy."

"Mr Burnett, viewers, until next time, goodnight"

retired_christian_friend25

priceless a tell ya priceless,

turps is in serious danger of loseing his funiest poster award next year, as these have been class.

I'll be posting the final league standings so along with current clan players standing.

Were the rest of your posts guys, get your end of season updates online come on !

This benefit do , dancing you say, leather hmmm interesting........

retired_gallant_pat

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too bloódy interesting if you ask me

retired_leaf9

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Scotfun:
there will be a singing duo 'steve & simon' who viewers will remember were the sex pistols of the folk scene, and there has been talk of one of them doing a pole dance wearing black shiny thigh lenght boots, doesn't interest me that sort of thing! but i will watch out of courtesy."
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It's SIMONE dammit, not Simon!! :p

allygator

Excellent stuff

My season review will be up soon.