retired_christian_friend25

The Scots Sunday Clan is back.

Back to basics, back to no cash, back to no talent( that’s including the managers by the way ) and taking football by the scruff of its neck and starting at the lowest point known to man in world football, yes you’ve guessed it, the Scottish 3rd Division.

9 brave souls have taken up the challenge to revive the fortunes of Scottish footballs smallest clubs, and do what the think tank could never do and bring the glory back to Scottish Football. Each manger has their own choice to make and style of management, do they take one club and go for glory, building from scratch, do they jump on the glory ladder, build a reputation and jump from club to club hoping for that big offer, or like most will do jump ship before the P45 comes through the post and live to fight another day only time will tell.

With the idea that we can follow in the foot steps of some of the worlds greatest manager ( we all know Scots make the best gaffers ), we set out with hopes and dreams but where will they take us ?

Kick off Sunday 16th January 6pm, game up from 5pm for T & T.

The line up at the start of the game will be as follows
<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre">East FifeAllan WillsPeterheadGaz ( last clan game champ )ElginDavieAlbionTracyMontroseRicCowdenbeathSavEas t StirlingFrank RobertsonQueens ParkSteve McWeeStenhousemuirIain ( aka John Paul Remington – Host )</pre>

Due to the current financial set up at Gretna, they have been banned for use at kick off in the clan in order to keep the playing field level.

The clan is an invite only clan, do not post in this thread asking to join the game as you will never be asked if you do so. When looking for players, the clan will select players from the available player listing or will advertise in the clan application thread.

The clan website is up and running at The Scots Sunday Clan

When available we will have an online application form for joining the clan placed on the site when places become available.

All players shoule read the rules before playing and new gaffers should read the rules before applying to join the game.

For more info check out the website or visit us any sunday from 6-10 at the clan chat room
#Sunday.FmClan everyone is welcome.

Current Clan Status : Full, no places available.

retired_christian_friend25

Stenhousemuir sensationally rocked Scottish football this morning by announcing the sacking of current manager John McVeigh and replaced him with complete unknown Iain Stewart.
Stewart a former Network Engineer was brought out to the waiting journalist looking rather shabby and unshaven, with a distinct smell of drink Stewart sat there smiling away as he laid out what he referred to as his “Master Plan”.

The club denied this was a money saving tactic and said that Stewart showed all the credentials to be a top coach and would go far in the game.

“Scottish football is on a downward slope” Slurred Stewart, I hope to do my bit to reverse this, I plan to bring exciting free flowing football to Stenhousemuir and put life back into this club, if there ever was any. I know that money will be tight, but that’s something I’ll have to work, not that I’m happy about it, its not coming as a surprise to me. Youth will have play a major roll in bringing this club back to the top.

When pushed further on his master plan, Stewart seemed to awake more, but maybe that was the strong black coffee that he was swigging, he spoke of his climb to the top of Scottish football, but not with Stenhousemuir, Stewart plans to be such a success that the bigger jobs will come calling eventually ending with him as boss of his beloved Celtic Football Club, how the warriors fans will take to this I have no idea.

Being not short of confidence in his own ability to be a success, Stewart mumbled on about taking this club by the scruff of the neck and dragging them up the league enhancing not only the club but himself, so with his plan laid out bear for all to see, his neck is truly on the line.

When asked if he had a drinking problem, Stewart angrily replied “Bloody hell it is New Year isn’t it, gives a break, I’m here aren’t I. Judge me by the way my team plays!”

That we will.

retired_anwarwahhab

It is with great pleasure that Cowdenbeath have appointed new Manager Stewart Robertson to Central Park. With the press still in shock from the appointment of an unknown down Stenhousemuir way, it was the same story in Fife. Well football it’s that sort of mad world poor old Dave Baikie found out on the way to the ground on the Radio that he was being replaced from some guy that had been in Spain for a while.

A press release was given as the New Manager has flown back to Spain to tie up a few loose ends, rumored to be the city of Madrid. Chairman - Gordon McDougall believes this appointment will be a fruitful one for seasons to come.

“I look forward with optimism that I can turn this club’s fortunes around. The plan is simple at this stage and that is to get the team into the second division and improve the squad as need be. My philosophy is to get back to basics and get a hard working squad together that will be as determined as me for success.

I won’t promise exciting free flowing football like some, we can’t afford flair here but I can promise that the team on the park will give 100%. The Blue Brazil will rise again and I look forward to the season ahead.

I would like to congratulate Iain Stewart on his appointment and I can honestly say I would dismiss the idea that he has a drink problem or that of skeletons in his closet that the press might find if they look hard enough"
(Sir Alex eat your heart out)

retired_delfin

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM! :cool:

Kimmi201

East Stirling today made a bold move by announcing rookie boss Frank robertson as thier new manager.The chairman said,"It is a odd move i know,but after speaking to this lad,he knows his stuff,and has massive plans for the club.I assure the fans to have faith,and stick by us".

Robertosn said,"I am so over joyed by lanind this job with such a great club.I will give me all,day and night in bringing success to this club as best as i can".

The 33 year old Glasgow boy,who is said to be a staunch Celtic Supporter, has no other managerial experience,and only ever played at amatuer level.
The fans are a bit confused by this appointment,so this season is sure to be a interesting one.

retired_foxden

Stop Press Elgin City sign former Plymouth and Disrict League Player Davie Orr as there new manager, and Briggsy the badger as his no2
in a move thats caught the public eye
many in Elgin feel this is the right move , cause they believe it can't get any worst now
speaking on BBC Scotland Orr laid down his master plan ,"win win win and win "

retired_christian_friend25

Stewart hits back Robertson

Iain Stewart hits back at new Cowdenbeath Manager Stewart Robertson, over skeletons in closet claims. Stewart spotted leaving haddows in the town centre by a Falkirk Today reporter.

"Skeletons in my closet, rubbish" claimed Stewart
"Everyone knows she's under the patio, I mean left me thats it left me and its still a sore point if you dont mind !"

"If your looking for skeletons, why not ask that Robertson what he was doing in spain for so long eh, now if you dont mind I'm just giving these young ladies a stadium tour, and before you start on that, just look at what the Davie Orr is up to at Elgin, at least I'm not posting photos !"

"I'll do my talking on the park if you don't mind"

retired_tiffypooh

East Fife today followed Cowdenbeath and Stenhousemuir's lead by appointing a relativley unknown manager.
Allan wells was paraded infront of gathered press and fans today, and was upbeat about his sides title chances

"It is a great honour to be appointed manager at a club like East Fife, i have to thank my chairman for giving me my start in football, i have long term plans for the club and i hope there will be exciting times ahead"

when quized about the appointments of Iain Stewart and Stewart Robertson and most recently Frank Robertson of East Stirling, and their title chances

Wells replied "i really don't think a man with a "drink problem" and a manager who apoints a badger as his assistant are to much to worry about.

the interview ended with a question about what Well's ambitions were, and if he was using East Fife as a stepping stone to something bigger as iain stewart was quoted as saying

"I plan to take east fife to the dizzy heights of the Spl within 5 years, i have the chairmans backing and with the right attitude prom the staff, fans and most of all the players im sure we have a chance

This was well received by the fans although one local reporter claims he heard Wells saying i cant wait to get out of this hell hole on his way out.

retired_leaf9

Steve for Spiders as Shocked Stark Sacked

The press were left reeling as news filtered through from Hampden of yet another managerial casualty in the Scottish 3rd Division. Queen’s Park chairman Gordon Wilson sensationally sacked Billy Stark and appointed unknown rookie Steve McWee to the top job. Stark was said to be seething at the manner of his exit but said that on the plus side he could go back to being a BBC pundit and earn a more lucrative salary.

McWee insisted change was necessary at every level of the club and sent out a warning that any underachievers would be out the door immediately. “There’s no doubt there’ll be cuts in the squad, half of them are mince to be honest. Queen’s Park will rise again with me at the helm,” McWee said. “This team has enormous potential and I’m here to make sure it’s fulfilled,” he added.

Chairman Wilson echoed McWee’s words and added “Despite being a relative unknown Steve McWee has shown me with a great deal of evidence of his ability. At the interview he cited his record from a computer game where he led Ayr United to the UEFA Cup inside 4 seasons. We’ll be looking for similar success here He is exactly the kind of young, talented and ambitions manager The Spiders need to progress from 3rd Division obscurity to SPL mediocrity.”

retired_christian_friend25

Clan Game Logos

Guys to make it easier I've posted all the Clan game logos on the website, on the Gaffers page.

To use the logo on here go to the website The Scots Sunday Clan go to the gaffers page, right click your logo select properties and copy the address including the http:// bit and paste that into the insert an image button above.

Update me when you can by email about the rest of the info that I dont have for the gaffers page.