Elgin City gaffer found wandering the streets of Elgin
news flash Davie Orr was found totally wasted outside CSS newsagents on the high street
when questioned about how he got into that state,he gave the following
Davie Orr "well i remember withdrawning my wages from the Royal Bank across the road from the CSS newsagents"
Colin McIntyre "how much do you get at Elgin?"
Do " aboot £400 a week"
CM "ok fair enough, got a job with the northern scot going £500 a week by the way, want it?"
DO "no"
CM "eh ok, so can you remember anything about last night"
DO "last night? but but but"
CM "but what"
DO " we beat East Stirling, Albion Rovers,Queens Park and drew with Stenhousemuir and where 2nd top"
CM "right then, (long pause)are you selling any of that stuff?"
Do " but i swear Toner quit Peterheed for Morton"
CM "we wish "
Orr Pins McIntyre up against the wall
DO "look you wee smelly kunt ,ah forget it "
as Orr walks away totally confused McInytre thinks out loud
CM " what a freak, us 2nd top"
McIntyre walks away ****ing himself laughing