As the New Chelsea Manager drove in to the Car park from the Fulham Road he looked and smiled, Peter Kenyon was standing at the door waiting for him to show him round Stamford Bridge before they set off to the training ground at Cobham in Surrey.
A press call had be arranged in haste after there previous manager a certain MR Mourinho had decided he was the chosen one and there was no point managing any more as he was clearly the best and would simply win everything and he had nothing to prove and had left to pursue what he decided was the ultimate task in solving the riddles of modern football such as
-Teams always seem to play better when somebody is sent off
-Teams are quite likely to concede a goal after just scoring one
-England are rubbish at penalties
-Nearly 1/3rd of matches are 0-0 at half time. All the action is in the second half!!
-NEVER, leave the ground early under any circumstances, Your team will score and you’ll miss it.
So it was decided by Abramovich that he would bring in an unknown Manager and just to spice things up a Scots man of all things just what the London Club wanted…..
The new Manager released a quote
“It’s with pleasure that I take this appointment to take charge of such a great club, it’s a good time to be a Chelsea fan and I want to keep it that way. If anything it will take time to blend this team into a greater force as they are already an impressive outfit. Only the right players will be brought in and I will not be rushing into a massive spend just for the sake of it oh aye and does anyone know Steven Gerard’s agent number”