retired_abubaker

Oh Rob, rouchie is calling you a slapper!!!

fight, fight , fight!!!!

retired_lilylovesyou10

Titties Update

Games missed in last 2 sessions:

West Ham 0 Bristol C 1
Bristol C 2 Derby 1
Hull 2 Bristol C 1
Bristol C 0 Leeds 0
Millwall 1 Bristol C 0
Bristol C 0 Brighton 2
Sheff Utd 1 Bristol C 0
Wolves 0 Bristol C 1

So a mixed set of results in my absence, most dissapointing were the results against Leeds and Millwall. It's always good to get a win against fellow human managers, but my ass man wan't up to the task.

So on now to tonights session:

English Championship
Norwich (H) 12th December 2006

So a home game against new boy Wayne's Norwich, who is so confident that he has left his ass man in charge. Norwich take the lead after 20 minutes. And it's 1-0 at half time. 61 minutes gone and its apenalty for Bristol which Trond Anderson slots home. 4 minutes later Danny Coles pounce on a loose ball and slots home to make it 2-1. 83 minutes on the clock and Wallace receives his second yellow and heads for an early bath. Into injury time and Linz slots home to make it 3-1.

Bristol C 3 Norwich 1
MOM: Steve Phillips 9(Bristol C)
Goal Scorers: Anderson(pen61)Coles (65)Linz (91)
Assists: Burke(65)Sanchez(91)
ATT:18715

So a fantastic result for the titties, Wayne won't be happy when he gets back.

English Championship
QPR (A) 16th December 2006

Away at Rob's old QPR boys, let's see if they are better off without him? And it takes only 30 seconds for the Rs to get on the scoresheet. 5 minutes later they make it 2. With only 7 minute gone Bristol are awarded a penalty however Kelly misses it. 25 minutes on the clock and Kelly takes the ball from the keeper wide and crosses for Burke to head into an empty goal. 2 minutes of injury time played in the first half and Sanchez finds hinslef through on goal and slots it past the keeper for the equaliser. Half time. Into the second half and once again it takes only 3 minutes for QPR to take the lead, 3-2. And that's how it finishes.

QPR 3 Bristol C 2
MOM: Rowlands 9(QPR)
Goal Scorers: Burke(25)Sanchez(47)
Assists: Kelly(25)Burke (47)
ATT:19129

An exciting game there but a poor result, however we are still sitting in 6th place.

retired_adsi10

A disasterous Session this week.

Transfer In
Ingemar Teevar signs in a deal worth £500k from Leeds united to bolster my attack.

Transfers Out
Robbie Blake went to Barnsley in a deal worth £300k. This got much needed money of the wage budget.

QPR v Millwall Lost 1-0 League
We kept the game close this match as we kept out playoff hopefuls QPR. WE couldnt break down their defence either. They took the lead on 81 minutes from a Counago goal from close range. Which turned out to be the winner.


Millwall v Plymouth Drew 0-0 League
Not much to report in this match as we couldnt score to save our lives. I was very dissappointed with the performance.


Portsmouth v Millwall Lost 5-0 League

Well what a disaster this afternoon. Pompey got onthe scoresheet after just 23 minutes after Lua Lua scored a great goal. The doubled their lead on 45 minutes as Johnson made it 2-0. O'Neil got their 3rd on 53 minutes as the match was truning into a farce. They made their lead bigger on 63 minutes when Lua Lua grabbed his 2nd match. Reyna seled the goalscoring on 71 minutes as Portsmouth ran out easy winners. I was not best pleased with this match.

Tranmere v Millwall Lost 2-1 League
Another loss as Tranmere took their time to beat us. We went ahead on 47 minutes as Teever got his first goal for us. Brown got an equaliser for Tranmere on 73 minutes. We let our 1 point go as Thorpe scored scored a penalty on 88 minutes to seal the win.

Millwall v Crystal Palace Won 3-2 League
We finally managed a win as we overcame Crystal palace. Bakke put us into the lead on 36 minutes after a great shot bent round thekeeper. morris doubled our lead on 50 minutes. Palace hit us with 2 goals in 2 minutes as Diouf scored on 75 minutes and Dayton scored on 77 minutes. Teever grabbed a late winner on 82 minutes to seal the win.

retired_adsi10

ahh bugger forgot the image tags :thdn:

retired_abubaker

:eek:

An update but for having played half a season I expected it a lot bigger and a lot more detailed Rob. It is a start but I would like to see a lot more detail and more regular updates on your team's progress.

retired_pjscott64

Hartlepool – The rouchie years

With the team still sitting in 9th place the devilishly handsome Rouch was looking for the team to turn their good performances into a run of some kind, and now was the time to do it!

Versus Reading (A) 3rd December 2006 – FA Cup 2nd Round

Reading in an away fixture? at the start of the month? Hmmm, de ja vuThis time however a solitary goal settled the game when David Duke converted a dubious penalty late in the second half to give new manager Rob Perry an ill deserved victory and sent Hartlepool tumbling out the cup !

Final Score Reading 1 Hartlepool 0
Goals : Reading Duke (Pen 76)
ATT 20957
MOM : Jamie McMaster (Reading)

Versus Blackpool (H) 9th December 2006

So Edan Waldman brings the Orange to the ‘pool, Edan’s Blackpool have been doing well in the league and a tough game was in prospect. The first half belonged to the home team however with Richie Humphreys netting after 6 minutes and a disastrous OG by new hot prospect (and one time ‘pool target) Bruno Gama on 20 to leave the host 2 goals to the good at the break. The Monkey hangers keeper, a key figure in the team, Williams was injured on 60 minutes, and Blackpool briefly rallied enough to grab a goal through Tomi Petrescu, but were not able to further trouble the reserve keeper, leaving Paul Rouch with the 3 points and the bragging rights

Final Score Hartlepool 2 Blackpool 1
Goals : Hartlepool Humphreys (6) Gama (OG 20)
Blackpool Petrescu (72)
ATT 7089
MOM : Gavin Strachan (Hartlepool)

Versus Cambridge (H) 12th December 2006

Foy put the ‘pool ahead in the first half with a magnificent strike and Strachan sealed the result and his MOM champagne with the 2nd late in the 90, as Hartlepool continued their good run in the league

Final Score Hartlepool 2 Cambridge 0
Goals : Hartlepool Foy (24) Strachan (82)
ATT 6310
MOM : Gavin Strachan (Hartlepool)
League Position 6th

Versus Cheltenham (H) 16th December 2006

As the mighty Hartlepool continue their climb up the table the next opponents are swept aside under an easy 3-0 victory which saw Williams, Strachan, and Boyd all on he scoresheet and Hartlepool looking a very classy side! :cool: Eifion Williams walked away with yet another MOM Magnum

Final Score Cheltenham 0 Hartlepool 3
Goals : Hartlepool Williams (45) Strachan (62) Boyd (84)
ATT 6469
MOM : Eifion Williams (Hartlepool)

Versus Boston (H) 23rd December 2006

As hristmas approaches the Bostonians arrive bearing gifts, 3 points for Hartlepool and goals for Boyd and Perpetuini give the ‘pool their 8th consecutive league win and push them into the dizzy heights of 2nd in the league :eek:! Perpetuini’s rare goal gave him the MOM accolade :thup:

Final Score Hartlepool 2 Boston 0
Goals : Hartlepool Boyd (18) Perpetuini (37)
ATT 6789
MOM : David Perpetuini (Hartlepool)

Versus Yoevil 26th December 2006

Another sterling performance from an increasingly confident Hartlepool with Foy and Boyde grabbing one each either side of the break to secure another 3 points and continue this remarkable run to 8 consecutive league wins! :thup:

Final Score Yoevil 0 Hartlepool 2
Goals : Hartlepool Foy (23) Boyd (77)
ATT 2917
MOM : Jack Ross (Hartlepool)

Versus Northampton (A) 30th December 2006

A real end of year affair with both teams obviously suffering from the effects of too much Turkey and Pud as they slug out a goalless draw

Final Score Northampton 0 Hartlepool 0
ATT 6779
MOM : Joe Thompson (Northampton)

League Position 3rd
Motty fact of the Month

Only Blackpool were able to score against Hartlepool in the league this month as Rouch’s Hartlepool moved into 3rd place!