Nilsen Delivers Once Again!
After a disappointing season finishing 10th I came back stronger than ever in one of the most devastating title wins in history.
We started off inconsistently with disappointing performances in the first 4 games. Then came the run of all runs winning 18 in 20 games which basically secured the league in January. We were never in real trouble always being 10-15 points ahead of second place, that was until about the last 10 games were we picked up 8 injuries to the first team! :eek: The rest of the players that were left were unfit on 60-70% fitness

so I knew it would be hard to win a lot of games which proved to be true as we only won 2 in 10. Thanks to our earlier form in the league we still won the title by 7 points on 83. If only we didn’t get all the injuries in the last few months we would of broke into the 100 point target.
In the FA cup we went out disappointingly to our rivals Southampton in the 4th round after Niemi had a stormer to give them a very lucky win.
We went out in the semis of the league cup as we played the second leg with only 9 men after Chelsea injured 5 of our players! :eek: To make things worse we held on and was going through on away goals until Wiese gave them a goal with the last kick of the game.
Stats in EPL Final League Position - 1st
Goals - 89
Conceded - 32
Top Goalscorer - Pazzini 17
Most Assists - Rothen & Kalou 13
Best Average Rating - Rothen 8.0
Fans Player Of The Year Award - Pazzini
So onto the new season
The summer is always a feeding ground for clubs with money and this year once again I have secured the financial state of Portsmouth so I can spend as much as I need to.
Transfers In Valdez 14.25m
A class act at Bayern Munich who will replace Kerzhakov as back up to villa and Pazzini
Fabrico7.5m
A fantastic player who will rotate with Mascherano, Clark and Boogaart
Blondel5m
Class Versatile attacker, hoping to mold him into the next Donovan
Jarstein 800k
Norwegian u21 (even though he is 24

) keeper to replace Guatelli as back up to Wiese
Some fringe players had to go
Rothen 10m
A class act but I’m afraid he is 31 so I decided to cash in while I still could
Kerzhakov 13m
A good player but he wasn’t happy with being back up (bit hard to play you when your injured for 4 months you idiot)
There’s also been a bid from Inter for Kalou that I have accepted which will bring in another 25m along with Adriano (no not the one you think but a class centre back who will tighten up the defence). However this deal isn’t guaranteed as Adriano is a greedy git and wants 90k which he doesn’t deserve so we will have to wait and see if he agrees to the 50k I offered him.
Another bid as came in for Villa for 25m but I am undecided whether to sell or not.
Community shield Portsmouth 1-1 Chelsea
With the teams looking like this
Portsmouth
GK Weise
DL Evra
DC Bouma
DC Hubschman
DR Baltisch
DMC Boogaart
DMC Mascherano
ML Carvalho
MR SWP
AMC Peralta
SC Pazzini
Subs
Villa
Korzym
Kalou
Jarastein
Clark
Andreasen
VS
Chelsea
Gk Ellegaard
DL Bridge
DC Terry
DC Gallas
DR Bonera
DMC De Rossi
MC Ballack
MC Rosicky
AMC Cani
SC Cassano
SC Ammendola
Subs
Postiga
Carrick
Drogba
Nilmar
Nesta
Sanctis
Cigarini
My plan was to defend well and then hit Chelsea with the DCA Deadly Counter Attack. This was going to plan as it was 0-0 with Chelsea having no shots when all of a sudden from a throw in Peralta scored a screamer from 35 yards much like Gerrards goal last month to give Pompey a 1-0 lead.
Up to the 50th minute and Chelsea still didn’t have a shot, infact they didn’t even get near our box. That was until the ref stepped in and sent Carvalho off for his second booking even though he only fouled twice all game and neither were that bad

. So down to 10 men and still Chelsea didn’t have a shot until the 66th minute when Postiga went through and scored there first shot of the game. Still with 10 men we attacked the Chelsea goal making it an exciting finish with end to end football all the way to penalties. :thup:
This was my first Penalty shootout and with us missing 4 out of 6 penalties the season before I was not very confident at all
Villa SCORED
Ballack Scored
Andreasen SCORED
DE Rossi scored
Balitsch SCORED
Nesta scored
Hubachman SCORED
Nilmar scored
Kalou SCORED
Postiga (Chelsea’s goal scorer) MISSED!!!
Premiership 2009/10 Portsmouth 4-0 Spurs
This opening day fixture looked a tough one on paper however it was a stroll in the park as Rick’s ego along with his title challenge was given a massive blow with a fine performance from the champions (that sounds great by the way doesn’t it Niall) :p
Pazzini set the tone for the game when he headed in a brilliant cross from Peralta on the 10th minute. 10 minutes later the machine was at it again as he lobbed the keeper from 25 yards to make it 2-0 in the first 20 minutes. The game took a turn for the worse when Villa had to come off with an injury and for some odd reason the ref wouldn’t let me bring on a sub at all so we had to play the rest of the game with 10 men! :o :cool:
Middlesbrough 1-2 Portsmouth
Pazzini started were he left off against Spurs scoring in the 30th minute to give us a deserved lead going into half time. We dominated all the way through the game but one piece of ‘magic’ (more like my defenders just standing there watching)

from Harbuzi levelled the game up at 1-1 in the 77th minute. We continued to hammer the Boro goal, then just when I was cursing my luck Kalou rose like a salmon to head the ball home in injury time. Kalou ran up to Ben just like he did to Murphy last season and gave him the famous celebration “I don’t think so” just to rub it into his face.
Portsmouth 4-0 Charlton
What can you say about the goal scoring machine Pazzini? Another hat trick in this game which takes his tally up to 8 goals in 3 games. Carvalho scored the goal of the night though after a mesmerizing passing move ended with a sweet half volley.
Southampton 1-4 Portsmouth
With 3 defenders out before the game we had to play a make shift back line which included Mascherano as the right back and Balitsch playing as a centre back. Wright-Phillips gave us the 1-0 lead in the 34th minute thanks to a marvellous pass from balitsch. The lead only lasted 6 minutes though when the Saints equalised with there first shot on target thanks to a wonderful strike by Guiza.
Valdez then came on at half time for the injured Carvlaho so I had to shift the team about again moving SWP to right back, Mascherano in his normal role as the holding midfielder and Valdez on the right wing. These changes changed the game completely as it took a pretty even match into a one way killing spree as Blondel took his chance to impress me with his first appearance scoring an absolute screamer right after half time to make it 2-1.
I know what your think but don’t worry Pazzini did score to make it 3-1, game over. The ref feeling sorry for the down and out Saints awarded them a penalty for nothing. However Wiese made sure justice was done saving the spot kick from the ex Evertonian Zurawski

. Blondel then made it 4-1 as he squeezed the ball home from goal mouth scramble.
We are currently top of the league after 4 games winning all 4, scoring 14 and conceding 2. Chelsea have a game in hand though and have also got a 100% record after the first 3 games so as you would of guessed the major Two teams of the EPL are fighting it out from the get go.