Been a few seasons since I did a general round up of the state of the game so with the 2009/10 season approaching and with Chris Morris' season predictions to follow here's the current state of play according to my biased eyes:
Sam Bouchard II: Aston Villa
After getting the boot from Spurs, Sam resurfaced in the midlands at Aston Villa without having to take the dreaded II after his name as somehow he had managed to secure a world class reputation at Totteringham. The Villians job was not as easy as taking on Spurs at the outset of the game and with Sam missing a few sessions it wasn't long before Deadly Doug got fed up with mid table mediocrity and young Sam was handed his P45 for the second time. Re-incarnating himself as Bouchard II, Sam has returned to the Villa hotseat and looks to have made a few good signings for the season ahead. On his CV is another FA Cup Final appearance (where Mo unsportingly ensured he could only attend for 8 minutes before being escorted off the premises) and a UEFA Cup semi final but Bouchard knows he needs to step it up in the Premiership or Deadly will be calling him in for a "chat" again pretty soon.
Leo Hardy II: Blackburn Rovers
Leo returned to EPL Challenge towards the back end of last season and immediately set out his stall in that he was back and would capture the FA Cup for Blackburn. 120 minutes of football later and Hardy was eating his words as they tumbled out of the cup quarter finals on penalty kicks. Leo was previously the Man City manager and they have just been re-promoted to the Premiership after a few wilderness years in the Championship, which Hardy points out had nothing to do with him but we don't believe him (Kevin Campbell *cough, cough, splutter, splutter*). Having had £20m to spend on joining Rovers we await to see if Leo can push for Europe next season - or if he will be be booking a package deal to Majorca once again. I hear they show Channel 992 there.
Danny King II : Chelsea
Danny finally realised that having taken Birmingham to the Carling Cup Final and lost to the better team, Everton of course, and also having taken Brum to the Champions League that he had taken Brum as far as he could. At least that is my interpretation and I'm sure Mr Nilsen would second it.

Therefore when Abramovich's money came calling, Danny got pounds signs flashing before his eyes and looked for the quickest exit from St Andrews. Inheriting an oldish team - on the pitch he also handily found Chelsea still in the UEFA Cup and the two domestic cup competitions and went on to take advantage winning the FA Cup and the UEFA Cup and losing the Carling Cup Final on penalties to Liverpool. A successful season for Mr King then. With Chelsea one of the three really top squads managed by humans at the minute, they will be one of the sides we all have to beat to gain silverware next season as Danny implements his 4-1-2-1-2 formation down at Stamford.
Niall Murphy: Everton
Having won the Premiership in convincing style in 2007/08 Murphy is the first to hold his hands up and admit he didn't put up a great defence of the trophy last season finishing 7th in the table. However, some convincing performances in Europe against Barcelona, Madrid and Valencia seem to have placated the board and the fans who were not too happy with the league campaign and re-established the "fear factor" in the EPL.

Murphy is back with a new formation this season (another 4-4-2 variation) and has a formidable looking squad at his disposal for the forthcoming campaign. The second of the three great human teams in the Premiership at the moment (never one to blow my own trumpet), I am hoping that not having Champions League football this season will result in the title returning to Goodison Park. It's only on loan Andy. :p
Mo Ilyas: Fulham
With daily votes of confidence from Al Fayed, the Fulham board hold more elections on their manager than democracy was ever intended for. Mo has been walking a thin line for quite some time down at Fulham and many are awaiting him finally losing his balance and topping over. Not I, of course.
Having delivered the FA Cup to the unfashionable outfit in 2007/08 many expected Fulham to be up around the European spots last season but this didn't quite materialise. In fact, they didn't really get close. With Mo continuing to employ a very defensive five at the back formation, one wonders how long he can continue with this approach before the P45 is popped into the post and Mrs Ilyas has the nan bread ready for a consoling sandwich and cup of tea for her under pressure hubby.

However one must not dwell with delight for too long on Mo's problems as he has signed Vonlanthen, Sonck and Toure in the summer and I feel this will be the year Fulham may start to deliver in the Premiership. Either that or Mo will be out of a job by Christmas.
Ben Jackson: Middlesbrough
Ben has yet to make his mark on the Premiership as he enters his second full season at the Riverside. A 14th placed finish last season and Ben consistently bemoaning inconsistency as the reason for his troubles. Yawn..stretch...zzzzz.....However, in fairness he would appear to be correct as Middlesbrough have impressed in the domestic cup competitions and Terry Wogan's number one fan can count himself unlucky not to have made it to Wembley just yet. Looks to have made a few new signings for the new campaign so Boro fans will be hopeful they will soon be experiencing some of the joys of a short-lived Liggins era at the Riverside.
Mark D'Ardenne: Newcastle United
EPL Challenge's "fancy dan foreigner" is Mark D'Ardenne, the Monaco fan who has taken over the reigns at Newcastle United. With footballing opinions such as "Tony Adams was sh*t" and "Evra is better than Zidane", many were openly sceptical about D'Ardenne's football knowledge and rightly so.

In his short spell so far on Tyneside he has taken Newcastle to the FA Cup Final and was unfortunate to come up against a strong Chelsea side. With an overhaul of the Newcastle squad underway it remains to be seen how the Geordies will do next season. Has got involved in several public spats with Williams of Southampton which is an interesting side show and a cause of much amusement. A renouned "Mouse Murderer" the Frenchie will be hoping to fry the opposition next season. Boy that was a poor joke... :o
Andy Nilsen: Portsmouth
After taking Pompey from the Champions League to mid table mediocrity in the space of 12 months, Andy bounced back in style by winning the Premiership last season and not many would argue he deserved the title (I would though and maybe Danny as well

) with his side playing some very attractive attacking football. However, undoubtedly the fact that all of his rivals were playing European football was a huge factor in this success which was proven by the end of season run in. Then again Nilsen is renouned for his fortune. Whereas Pompey started the season on fire - when they finally got a few injuries the result was that they stumbled over the line in the end with the title surprisingly going to the last week. However, on a serious note (so Goat doesn't know for sure that I'm bitter and twisted at his succees last year) - first 11 wise Pompey are the third of the three great Premiership sides that look to be favourites for the title battle next season. With Nilsen probably going to buy another striker we'll have to see where the new campaign leads.
David WIlliams II : Southampton
Williams arrived on the South Coast as Andy Nilsen's new rival and immediately made a name for himself by defeating Portsmouth 3-0 in the FA Cup at Fratton Park - which caused much delight following Andy's previous pronouncement that "the treble" was on the way to Fratton. However that was the high water mark of a disappointing campaign that also saw Rupert Lowe (also known as "******") hand out the P45 and Williams reincarnating himself down at the Saints. With financial restrictions in place, hard to see how Williams will improve things down at St Mary's at the moment but he'll be giving it a good try unless he gets deflected by his ongoing verbal battle with D'Ardenne which one hopes to see continue. The fact that Williams supports Liverpool can in no way be seen as a reason for his poor performance. :p
Rick Bout II: Tottenham
Well with Rick making like George Best this season - no, not the ball juggling genius ways but the womanising/drinking ways (and yeah I'm jealous) Spurs suffered in his oft absence and haven't delivered on their team potential yet. However I can't comment too much cos they finished above me in 6th place.
Danny King's early favourite for the title last season (so the lesson is to treat Danny's reports with a pinch of salt

) we await to see if Spurs can recover from the loss of Paul Robinson to Chelsea and raise the bar instead of drinking it next season.
Chris Morris II: WBA
With Chris winning the FA Cup back in 2005/06 I waited and waited on the WBA breakthrough into the top half and eventually it arrived in 2008/09 with a 4th placed finish giving WBA a route into the Champions League next season. A few poor buys such as Dagoberto appear to have held WBA back in the past and Morris has been busy snapping up talented youth which he will hope pays dividends in the foreseeable future. A poor cup run and no European football will have helped last season and if Chris qualifies for the Champions League I think he'll do well - but may find the league form slips.
Roll on 2009/10