They just keep going Premiership
This is the run of 8 games won in a row that broke Pompeys old record of 6
Bolton 0-1 Portsmouth Portsmouth 4-0 Coventry
39 shots shows our dominance in this one
Leicester 1-6 Portsmouth
Carvalho starts his first match and gets an hat trick, only downside was Leicester had 1 shot and scored it so no clean sheet.
Portsmouth 3-1 Chelsea
Pazzini hat trick gave us an easy win but again we were unable to keep a clean sheet as Drogba scored in the last minute.
Villa 2-3 Portsmouth
A game we always looked like winning until the last 10 mins when Villa fought bravely to make it 3-2 giving the match a tense finish.
The War at Fratton
Starring Portsmouth vs. Everton
Before the match Kalou mysteriously vanished (rumours were he had been captured by Murphy’s henchmen to try and give themselves the edge ). Portsmouth came out all guns blazing but it was sergeant Serhat who struck not once, not twice but three times!! As Wiese was stunned letting all of the 3 strikes in.
I looked across at Murphy seeing a sight more creepy than Freddy Krueger, so much so the shock actually knocked me out my seat. He had a smile on his face from ear to ear but not just any smile oh no for this was the smile of pure evil! Was this the reason he had so much luck all these years? Could it be true? Has Niall ‘were not lucky just fortunate’ Murphy really sold his soul to Satin himself
With me still down on the floor with my face in the mud I began to stand when at that moment I felt a presence, it looked like an angel, in fact it looked like……. Yes could it be, was it God himself? Well not quite but it was pretty dam close in the form of the one and only (no not Chesney Hawk) Kalooooooooouuuuuuuu.
He had somehow escaped Murphy’s henchman from behind enemy lines and arrived at Fratton to do what he does best and that’s kick some major ass. The crowd were in a frenzy as Kalou entered the battlefield on for SWP, They wanted Evertonian blood and knowing me they knew they wouldn’t be disappointed.
4 minutes later Kalou made an impact when he played a defence splitting through ball in the path of Peralta to pull one goal back to make it 3-1. At HT I gave a speech that was Oscar worthy to motivate the players for the second half so they could complete the greatest comeback in EPL history. In the 65th minute Mavuba turned the dream into reality as he made it 3-2, then 4 minutes later the goal scoring machine Pazzini slotted the ball home in clinical fashion to make it 3-3. How fitting that only 3 minutes later the man who turned the game around scored a screamer from 30 yards out, yes I am talking about the boy wonder himself KALOOOOOOOOUUUUU to give us the victory and complete a marvellous, legendary comeback. Just have to say though everton only had 4 shots ALL game. As Kalou walked past Murphy he once again did his famous celebration of

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Portsmouth 4-2 West Brom
Landon Donovan was the spark in this game scoring 2 from the bench. Really should have been over before then though as stats showed we dominated having 24 shots .
Blackburn 3-1 Portsmouth
Unbelievable. Well the keeper was injured for the game and then I had to play the game with 9 men thanks to the ref. :thdn:
Portsmouth 3-2 Boro
Again the scoreline doesn’t show truth and that is we tore them apart .
Portsmouth 2-0 Man United
Atlast a clean sheet and against UNITED too

. they only had 2 shots which showed how we dominated yet again.
Fulham 0-1 Portsmouth
Even though we deserved the win it was still much closer as our past games, with Fulham having a few chances.
Portsmouth 3-0 QPR
Birmingham 0-1 Portsmouth
Portsmouth 4-0 Liverpool
Portsmouth 2-0 Spurs
6 clean sheets in a row is showing another side to our game.
Wolves 1-1 Portsmouth
Wolves deserved a point here
Arsenal 1-4 Portsmouth
This was the big one with the two top teams in a league of there own going head to head. With Portsmouth having a 100% home record but losing 3 on the road this was Arsenals best chance to deal a blow to Pompey’s inevitable league title. Well things couldn’t of gone much worse for them as we hammered them at Highbury so much so that Wenger even had to go backstage as he couldn’t take it any longer. EASY EASY EASY EASY *Spots Wenger getting on the coach* YOU SHUT UP!! :p
Portsmouth 1-0 Newcaslte
Another clean sheet
FA Cup
We are through to the 4th round as our reserves comfortably beat Chris’ WBA 6-1.
League Cup
We are through to the semis after slaughtering all our opponents by scores like 5,6,7 and 8-0.Chelsea await us with there new manager Danny, will they be able to put up a fight against this impressive Pompey team?
Goats final word
So in the league were looking strong for the title having a 100% home record and only dropping 10 points on the road. I’m confident of winning both cups as well to complete the treble which is just the first step as next year its time to prove ourselves in Europe
Also just to make things clear to Pompey fans I am not going ANYWERE!! that’s why I have rejected England, Portugal, Chelsea, Man United, Liverpool, Lazio, Blackburn and ……. Bolton. Yes that’s right I am loyal unlike some *cough Dunga99 cough*