Alright I sit here writing this at 2:30am on Christmas morning waiting for my Turkey to bloody cook, Its only been in the oven for 6 hours!
Saturday 4th Febuary 2006 : Gretna v Alloa : Bell's League Division Two : 1-1 draw
Yeah a really crap game here, both teams knocked the ball back and forward for 45mins unti Richard Prokas finally managed to get clear of the Alloa defence to give Gretna a 1-0 lead at half time.
More of the same in the second half, dull lifeless p!sh before Paul Mortimer got free of the Gretna defence and pulled Alloa level in the 85th minute.
I amongst all that crap Chris Townsley was sent off for Alloa in the 7th minute.
Saturday 11th February 2006 : Morton v Gretna : Bell's League Division Two : 2-1 win
Gretna went at Morton from the start of the game and were unlucky not to have scored several goals by the time they actually did open the scoring through 106 year old Andy smith in the 30th minute.
Into the second half Gretna battered Morton and finally managed to add to their tally in the 54th minute through David Graham penalty.
Again the pressure continued from Gretna but they couldn't add to the score.
Andy McLaren pulled one back for Morton in the 90th minute but by then it was too little too late.
On a sad note for Gretna Kjartan Henry Finnbogason went off injured in the 19th minute with a fractured arm and will be out for around a month
Saturday 18th February 2006 : Peterhead v Gretna : Bell's League Division Two : 1-0 win
My bastard players seemed to think they were here for a stroll in the park here today
They done nothing first half, and Peterhead seemed to be happy settle for the point.
A quick kick up the arse at half time and my team went back out determined to get something from the match but at this point Peterhead didn't want to part with their point.
Wave after wave of Gretna attack failed to make the breakthrough until finally Kenny Deuchar scored a feckin goal in the 94th minute.
3 points and a lesson for the morons I call my team - simply turning up does not mean you will get the three points without trying
Saturday 25th February 2006 : Gretna v Partick Thistle : Bell's League Division Two : 4-3 loss
Top of the table clash here as both teams tied for points went head to head.
Daniel McBreen opened the scoring for the Glasgow side in the 10th minute.
David Bingham pulled Gretna level in the 23rd minute.
The celebrations for Gretna didn't last long though as McBreen put Partick back in front 2mins later.
Grant Johnson fired Thistle 3-1 ahead in the 38th minute.
David Bingham pulled a goal back for Gretna with his second in the 44th minute.
McBreen grabbed his hattrick in the 50th minute and that was 4-2 for Partick.
Both teams had chances to add to their tally before David Craig missed a penalty for Thistle in the 89th minute.
A minute later pulled a goal back for the Black and Whites in the 90th minute, injury time and Gretna had a chance to at least grab a point but were unable to take it.
**** off Thistle! take your three points and get out
Saturday 4th March 2006 : Stirling v Gretna : Bell's League Division Two : 2-0 win
Gretna quickly got back to winning ways after the loss to Partick the previous week.
Jamie McQuilken opened the scoring for Gretna in the 24th minute.
David Bingham doubled the advantage 4mins later.
That was that and nothing much else happened here.
So yeah three points :thup:
So teh report might be a bit crappy and littered with spelling mistakes but I'm semi and drunk and worried about my feckin turkey and my kids will be up in about 3 hours!
This sucks ass.
Merry Christmas fools
With the banner this time
And yeah I don't think I thanked Rob for making said banner, so thanks very much my friend :thup: