retired_smbowens

Drunk and you have East Stirling

allygator

"Who? Elgin City?, that cant be right awww man" the new man charged with raising Elgin from the depths of the 3rd division was overheard proclaiming.

Looking around the squad not one player stands out, when you have a forward who can't score and a central defender who can't tackle you know there is gonna be some problems. With no money to spend it's going to be a tough job for the gaffers in the 3rd but with a smile and a grunt most of them seem to have got on with it.

Toner however after watching Elgin in training was pretty much looking at the jobs page already. Time will tell if he can do anything with the current crop of neverwillbe's or wheter he will jump ship given the chance, one things for sure they are fun times ahead at Elgin shitty.

retired_kellywinkler42

Hello, my name is Chris Nicol and i'm the new manager of East Stirlingshire Football Club.

I've got ambitions for the club and for my managerial career. I want to be in the SPL and i'd love to be there with the Shire. First of all with the Shire we have to try not to finish in 10th place 20 points of 9th.

Having looked at the players I know some upheaval is required, the lads need trained and the squad needs some class. I'll do my upmost to acheive this and hopefully we can have some good times down Firs Park way in the not to distant future.

retired_christian_friend25

"Full house ! beat that Rab, whit you canny you say eh, thought you could play poker." laughs Stewart as he slams his card down.

"Right you oh me £1200, cough up. whit you mean you canny?" spat Stewart

"How about a job?" Stuttered Robert Wilson.

"Whit kinda job, that wee fitba team of yours eh, manager, well I've always fancied it" smiled Stewart.

And thats how me Iain Stewart became the new gaffer of Berwick Rangers, in the Scottish 3rd Division.

However after taking my 1st training session and watch some friendlies, the complete lack of cash for transfers or wages, I'm beginning to think that Mr Wilson took me for a right mug !

Well its a challange.

retired_christian_friend25

New Berwick Rangers Gaffer Iain Stewart Sporting his favourite good luck tammy proudly pose's for the Berwick Ranger Season 05/06 Team Photograph.

When pushed on his expectation for the season, Stewart just smilied and said.

"Why not, Promotion !"

retired_anwarwahhab

Manager Robertson looked at the team on the training pitch, ball’s he thought to himself. This was going to be a huge task but one he needed to cut his teeth as a new Manager. No less than nine new managers were joining him in the Scots third.

Robertson picked up the phone

“Can the Club Scouts be brought in for a meeting?”

Secretary

“Scouts Sir, hmmm we have Mark Allan. I’ll get him to come in”

Robertson

“We have one Scout, great”


The manager looked up some available Staff and made some calls, he’d need at least two new faces to start building. Scouting would be key with a budget of six thousands but by the end of the day he’d got two in.

This was going to be a steep learning curve indeed, but at least most of the new managers were in the same boat, and a shaky one at that.

retired_kellywinkler42

You're in the Scottish 3rd division Sav, not at Chelski any more

retired_christian_friend25

6 grand ! 6 grand and your moaning !

I got a tracksuit tap and and pat on the back, the most i can offer staff wages is £65 yes thats right £65.

I hope to god you lot canny do much better and I'm done for.

retired_kellywinkler42

My lads are on £20 a week. I can't offer much more.

retired_spuckets

always knew ian was a closet ger