shannon2007

The Grumpy Awards 2000-2004 LIVE from HD’s front room!

The End of an Era

Good evening, and welcome to the highlight of the FMS year. Forget the CMS/FMS Awards, those are for asslicking pussies. Tonight we get to honour the real members of the forums, the cretins who make the rest of us look like, well not quite so cretinous.

Its bring your own bottle, so if you didn’t bring a bottle, then you don’t get a f*cking drink. Remember this is HD’s home so don’t p*ss on the carpet please, and please don’t steal the silverware, its his mums. If his parents phone, please all shut up as they think he’s in bed by this time.

Tonights winners will receive a beautiful A Golden Grumpy Award, with a Silver Grumpy going to the runner up, and Bronze Grumpy to whoever comes third. Not all categories have silver and bronze awards, but most do

So take your seats, try not to sit on each other, and get ready to be utterly abused……

mrsevans7177

Hey whats all this sticky stuff on the floor...

Ya woulda thought he coulda cleaned up a lil bit... :p

retired_bbcarr

*sits down*

*takes up three chairs*

retired_eneko5613

*sits outside in the car with the window open*

retired_hunar_s

I like the look of them awards!

shannon2007

*smashes MSN with a hammer*

retired_hern1001

*brings a crate of beer with him that doubles as a seat, since Simon took up mine

retired_bbcarr

*brings out the vodka and the irn-bru*

retired_hunar_s

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Peacemaker7:
*smashes MSN with a hammer* <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*pats MSN on the back* Shame I can't talk to anyone though

mrsevans7177

*Brings in hankercheif to sit on"