You Are The Weakest Link - Bugger Off

Peacemaker7 · 04-28-2005, 03:33 PM

Hello, and welcome to a brand new concept of a story. Ok, well erm thats a lie. This concept has been previously attempted by Terk and King Jeff, but the original idea was mine and it won me an award. Did I mention I have fifteen CMS awards? No? Well I do.

But anyway I digress, on with the show.

I could, if I wasn't a lazy bastard, link you to the original Weakest Link story, which in case I forgot to mention it earlier, won me an award, and if I was being really kind I could link to King Jeff and Terk's 'efforts' too. Neither of those won awards though, and to be honest, between you and me, they were quite pitiful efforts. But don't tell them I said that.

However I'm not going to link you to them, because I can't be arsed to trawl through the archives. If you're desperate enough, you'll look yourself. And mibbe you want to seek help.

This time around the stage will be set in a British League set up that I have created for another game I'm playing and I can't be arsed to change the db back so tough really. Everyone who is anyone will be in the game, filling all the places in the British Premiership and then down through the leagues as far as needed. Although thats unlikely to go too far as I'm pretty lazy, and most of you I don't like and won't be wasting my time with.

The rules will be simple. Everyone will be randomly allocated a club, all Premiership clubs will start with £100M in the bank, the rest will have what they have and if anyone ends up there then hard luck. I'll report on each season. There wont be any voting, no-one will be voted off until I get bored with this and declare myself the winner. Well, I am writing this after all.

Ok bye for now, take care not to die and if you do, please don't bother us about it, we really don't care.

Spav · 04-28-2005, 03:55 PM

PM7, you give great attitude. :cool:

Peacemaker7 · 04-28-2005, 06:11 PM

Welcome.... to a very special version of... the Weakest Link. I'm Ann Robinson and with me in the studio tonight are 20 people who think they can manage a football team. We'll soon find out if they can, but first lets meet the contestants.

I'm Raptor, from Holland and I'm Gay. I will be managing Celtic and I will be winning the Premiership in my first season.

I'm Spav, I'm from Australia and I like hanging upside down. I will be managing Birmingham, and our goal for the season is to finish above Villa. Should be easy enough.

Hello, I'm Terk, I'm from Edinburgh in Scotland and I support Hibs. I do take pills for this, but they don't seem to work. For this challenge I will be managing my other favourite team, Liverpool. We will be title contenders.

I'm Ryno, I can't remember where I'm from, but I'm sure it's disgusting. For some reason I will be managing Bolton. We're doomed.

I'm binny, I'm a jew and I expect to be given special privileges. I will be managing Arsenal, and no-one is allowed to beat me.

Good evening, my name is Brian of Nazareth, I'm not the Messiah, I'm the manager of Aston Villa. I wish I was the Messiah, because I will need as much help as possible!

I'm HD, I'm from Ayr but I live in the sea now. I'm far better than all the other people here, and it's fitting that I shall be managing Chelsea. We will win it all!

I'm BobBev, I'm the oldest contestant, I will soon be 100. I will be managing Tottenham, to oblivion no doubt.

Hello, my name is Mike Rogerson. I'm boring as I don't have a nice name like everyone else, and I have no chance of winning this as I'm a noob and no-one likes noobs. Plus I'll be managing Portsmouth

Tyrone the Mag here, and I'll be managing the mighty Newcastle. I will bring unpredented glory to the club. Either that or I'll get them relegated.

Thats our first ten contestants, but as this episode is on SKY TV, its time for an ad break, which of course will last longer than the actual programme. Join us again for the Weakest Link.