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Ok, so lets get things straight, Jimmy Calderwood became manager of Aberdeen, only to be Sacked, for a Newbie. Yes and that Newbie, is me, Stuart Johnston, the new Manager of Aberdeen. My playing carrer was amazing! I rejected the chance to play for Scotland, since I would have to play Home games, most probably, in Glasgow! And I didn't want to be boo'ed by the Green Half, and Silence from the Blue Half. I was a Promising 19-year old Central Midfielder, when I was signed by East Stirling from my Local Team. I enjoyed playing there, I was getting First Team Football, and I was named Player of the Month on 3 occasions that season. But when I was 23, Rangers, Celtic, Aberdeen and Dundee all put offers on me. Talk about Pressure. Celtic was a big NOPE! I was a Aberdeen-Rangers fan. But I accepted the offer from Aberdeen, I was feeling Homesick, and on my Debut, Set up Eion Jess for his First goal of the Season. 25, it was 1999, During a Testimonial between Manchester united and Aberdeen, some English lad, goes by the name of Gary Neville, broke me Ankle. I was back within 2 months, but it took me a long time to get back to my best. I decided to leave for Gretna in 2003, only to see my Carrer Ended on my Gretna Debut. Oh well. So I decided, I will try and become a Manager, and the next day, Steven Patterson was given his P45, and I thought "Pepperoni or Chesse and Tomato?". Well I was Starving, so Jimmy Calderwood got the job. But I got a phone call, they were offering me a job, I said yes. Jimmy had left after being belted with eggs from the Dunfermilne fans. So I took his place. People had not forgot me, and they had a look of hate in their eyes, and a look of hope, but I think that was one person. The first thing I did was but players with my 24k transfer Budget. Fabian Estoyannoff, plays for Fenix, was somehow interested in playing for me. Well, I am a likeable person. The next thing I knew, he Rejected contracts from his club and Mallorca. He's awaiting a work Permit. In the same day Taribo West, the ex-Inter player, was also needing a work permit to join my club. Well now I just need a Goalkeeper, I was thinking about Dida, but I had to pay Compensation, so no.
It was the first game of the season, and it was slighty dissapointing. My two star players I'm signing aren't here yet, and we went 1-0 down, Brian Kerr, 72 minute, he didn't have to do anything to score it. So I'm 11th after one game :thdn: we'll come back, or else! Or else we don't get any Pizzas, only stuff from our Local ASDA!
Well I told my players to win or I'll beat them up, but that didn't stop them losing 1-3. Clark OG, Brewster and someone else scored for Inverness. Pasquillni scored a goal in the last minute, but it didn't stop me goin CRAZY! Taribo West's debut was ruined by a bad performance, came off for J. Winter on the 49th minute
Jimmy Nichol (hereafter known as JN) and Stuart Johnston (hereafter known as ME) answered the Questions to the Press.
Sun Reporter: 2 losses in 2 games, you must be dissapointed.
Me: Yeah, I expected more from West, but the whole team played like East Stirling on a good day, A.K.A, rubbish. We have to win the next match or I think we'll be playing in the 1st Divison next season.
Press and Journal Reporter: Stuart, do you think Preece and Clark made some stupid mistakes?
Me: Of course, Clark passed it to Preece insted of clearing it and it went in, I think that hit them hard.
Daily Record Reporter: Any changes in the next match?
Me: Preece will not be playing. Ilic will be playing while Clark will be playing on the left this time. Winter will also be on insted of Whelan.
The sun Reporter: Jimmy, whos fault is this for Aberdeen's dismal preformance?
JN: Nobodys, We've all made mistakes and I think if we start getting the results we can easily be going for a Mid-Table place. Now, no more questions please!
the rest of the Match thingies will be done in a newspaper style.
Aberdeen lose again
Kilmarnock 1 - 0 Aberdeen
Aberdeen's start can't get any worse. They were the best team, but Kevin McNaughton's Own Goal stopped Aberdeen getting their first point of the season. Sasa Ilic played very well and he could ot of stopped Kevin McNaughton's own goal. He ran the ball into the net, and it seems the Aberdeen boss will be looking foward to see if Fabian Estoyanoff's Work Permit will come soon. Man of the Match: Sasa Ilic (8)
Aberdeen Scorers : N/A
K'nock Scorers : McNaughton OG (39)
Aberdeen Bookings : Heikkenien
K'nock Bookings : Lilley
Bad tempered match finishes with a loss for Aberdeen
This bad tempered match ended with the boss getting bad tempered, he'll be glad he never punched someone, even though he did threaten to!
Sasa Ilic seems to be wanting a new contract after another good performance, despite letting in a Jason Scotland goal in the 88th minute. Colin Samuel was sent off in the 78th minute after collecting his second Yellow after a push on McNaughton. Despite losing, Taribo West said that the team played well.
Man of the Match : David McCracken (8) Dundee Utd
Aberdeen Scorers : N/A
Dundee Utd Scorers : J. Scotland (88)
Aberdeen bookings : McGuire, Heikkenen, Clark, Muirhead, Severin, Craig.
Dundee Utd Bookings : Samuel, Archibald, Robson, McInnes, Crawford, Duff
Dundee Utd Sending offs : Samuel
Stuart Johnston said after his side's 1-0 loss to Dundee Utd that if they don't get results, they won't get their wages. Stuart has been very patiant with their teams Performance but hes finally decided that they have 2 more games or face the chop. Stewert Milne, the chairman, voiced his support over Stuart's decision. Stuart has faced critisism for his side's performance but he's stayed strong and the fans will be hoping they can turn things around