Just like Jet Li, 'They' have been unleashed... ('Teh' OTF attempt to be good)

Daz the Imp · 08-29-2005, 10:48 AM

*Data stolen from bcfcfanuk's and youllneverwalkalone's threads. With permission

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July 13th 2004

Today is a very special day. Not just because today marks the beginning of the 04/05 pre-season, but because today sees the unleashing of some of the world's best youth talent, and some of it's pretty good youth talent as well, on their sixteenth birthdays.

The Offical Talented Footballers (Association), or OTF(A) as they prefer to be known, have today revealed that another 62 young players have been moved off the conveyor belt of talent and into the of the world of football. Such players as Ronaldo, Zidane, Henry, Ronaldinho, Heskey, Akinbiyi and Claridge have made the successful transistion from the OTF(A) to the very highest (and some middle) parts of the football world.

A spokesman for the association, a Mr O. Tee-Eff, said that 'these players could become the greatest players of all time, even better than legends such as Clive Mendonca'. He also stated that 'never, in all my life time, have I been so excited due to a batch of youngsters. Not since I was arrested for doing that anyway.'

It remains to be seen how successful they will be become, but rest assured, many of their names and faces will be seen in the news over the coming years for a long time to come.

Daz the Imp · 08-29-2005, 11:13 AM

Monday, July 12th, 2004 (Yes I'm aware that goes back in time!)

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Bids start to come in for future 'world-beaters'

The first few offers have started to come in for a number of the young talent unleashed by the OTF(A) this summer. Already a number of clubs have been asking about the availability of some of the kids, with a few clubs even making solid contract offers.

At this relatively early stage in their career (OK, very early stage), they will, as individuals, need to decide carefully on which offer to accept, as this could be the start of their path to glory of the beginning of their road to despair (first left off the path of glory)

Below are details of which clubs have offered for which players.

Taz Devil
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Numancia
<LI>Real Madrid
</UL>

Angus MacGuyver
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Numancia
<LI>Terrassa
</UL>

Chris Nicol
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Numancia
<LI>Chelsea
</UL>

Fahd Hakeem
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Terrassa
<LI>Oberhausen
</UL>

Ben Schooling
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>SVV Mannheim
<LI>Cuidad de Murcia
</UL>

Jamie Cartwright
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Newport County
</UL>

Kyle Liddle
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Sandhausen
<LI>Meiendorf
</UL>

Richard McKeon
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Aylesbury
</UL>

Russell Morley
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Aylesbury
</UL>

Gavin Connolly
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Salisbury
</UL>

Chris Kelly
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Salisbury
<LI>SC Concordia
<LI>Meiendorf
</UL>

Rich Hughes
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Salisbury
</UL>

Luke Carlisle
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Cuidad de Murcia
</UL>

Ferraz Hosein
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Voghera
<LI>Cecina
</UL>

Mark White
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>NÃ¶ttingen
</UL>

Jon-Paul Shooter
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Canvey Island
</UL>

Pete Daniels
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Tiverton
</UL>

Joey Moore
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Blyth
</UL>

Peter Oliveira
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Gravesend
</UL>

Peter Kent
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Gravesend
</UL>

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(God I hope that works)

Daz the Imp · 08-29-2005, 11:25 AM

Tuesday, July 13th, 2004

Ben Schooling
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Alicante
<LI>AlmerÃ*a
</UL>
Taz Devil
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>RV Essen
</UL>
Chris Nicol
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Mainz
<LI>Wolfsburg
</UL>
Mark White
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>AlmerÃ*a
</UL>
Gary Toner
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Cartagena
</UL>
Ferraz Hosein
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>San Paolo Bari
<LI>Palazzolo
</UL>
Joe Markland
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Sydney Olympic
</UL>

Daz the Imp · 08-29-2005, 11:30 AM

Wednesday, 14th July, 2004

Haz Amatazz
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Dresden-Nord
<LI>Ingleheim
</UL>
Gavin Connolly
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Stoke
</UL>
Timmy Newell
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Raith
</UL>
Michael North
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Raith
<LI>JaÃ©n
</UL>
Chris Porter
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Vecindario
</UL>
Mark White
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Eschborn
</UL>
Gary Toner
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>JaÃ©n
<LI>Ã‰cija
</UL>

Daz the Imp · 08-29-2005, 11:43 AM

Thursday, 15th July, 2004
David Johnson
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Leigh RMI
</UL>
Gavin Connolly
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Bognor Regis
</UL>
Timmy Newell
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Leigh RMI
</UL>
Richard McKeon
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Bognor Regis
</UL>
Rich Hughes
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Hinckley
</UL>
Ratinho
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>ABC
</UL>
Haz Amatazz
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>1.FC Bocholt
</UL>
Chris Kelly
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Jerez
</UL>

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First signings take place

Four players have become the first of the widely-regarded future stars to sign their first contracts. Angus MacGuyver, Jamie Cartwright, Fahd Hakeem and Luke Carlisle are the four, and they are spread across Europe in Spain, Germany and Wales. Details of their clubs can be found below

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Numancia have signed enthusiastic Norwegian centre-back Angus MacGuvyer. MacGuyver is said to be 'over the moon' after agreeing terms with the club and he mentioned he is looking forward to working alongside manager Francisco. He rejected an offer from Terrassa.

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Jamie Cartwright has agreed terms and signed for Newport County

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Oberhausen have snapped up promising Parkistani striker Fahd Hakeem. Hakeem is said to be 'over the moon' after agreeing terms with the club. He also mentioned how much he was looking forward to working alongside Oberhausen manager Eugen Hach. He rejected and offer from Terrassa.

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Cuidad de Murcia have signed English defender Luke Carlisle. The young defender is said to be 'over the moon' with his first contract and it is also said that he cannot wait to meet and work with manager Miguel Ãlvarez

Daz the Imp · 08-29-2005, 11:55 AM

Friday, 16th July, 2004
Michael North
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Bath
</UL>
Chris Kelly
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Schwabach
</UL>
Timmy Newell
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Bath
<LI>Hendon
</UL>
Frank Appraisal
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Getafe
</UL>
Rich Hughes
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Droylsden
</UL>
Steve McGuinness
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Droylsden
</UL>
Taz Devil
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>CÃ³rdoba
</UL>
Richard McKeon
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Burscough
</UL>
Benny Haesbrouck
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Betis
</UL>
Nick Morgan
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Darlington
<LI>PÃ¡raja Players
</UL>
Chris Porter
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Lorca
</UL>
Ratinho
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Ratinho
</UL>
Tom Richardson
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>PÃ¡raja Playas
</UL>
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Young Welsh striker Pete Daniels has been snapped up by Tiverton.

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Joey Moore has agreed terms with and signed for Blyth.

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Gravesend have snapped up explosive striker Peter Kent.

Daz the Imp · 08-29-2005, 12:13 PM

Saturday, 16th July, 2004

Gary Toner
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Sabadell
</UL>
Stephen Cork
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Kettering
<LI>Kleve
</UL>
Terry Monzo
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Shelbourne
</UL>
Steve McGuinness
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Kleve
</UL>
Mark White
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Chemnitz
</UL>
Ratinho
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Desportiva
</UL>
David Johnson
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Zamora
</UL>
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Meiendorf have signed English forward Kyle Liddle. He agreed terms with the club after rejecting and offer from Sandhausen.

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Joe Markland has agreed terms with Sydney Olypmic and signed for the club.

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Palazzolo have fought off three other clubs to secure the signing of Ferraz Hosein. The young Italian rejected offers from Voghera, Cecina and San Paolo Bari to agree terms with the club and has said he cannot wait to work alongside manager Stefano Maccoppi.

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Scottish striker Chris Nicol has joined Premiership giants Chelsea. Numancia, Mainz and Wolfsburg were all beaten to the signature of the Scot, who is 'over the moon' with his contract and is looking forward to working with manager JosÃ© Mourinho

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Cuidad de Murcia have signed their second player moulded by the OTF(A) in enthusiatic English midfielder Ben Schooling. He joins Luke Carlisle and is said to be 'over the moon' with his contract and that he cannot wait to meet and work with manager Miguel Ãlvarez.

*NOTE - In my last post I stated that Ratinho was offered a contract by Ratinho. Whilst you bunch of youngsters are good, you aren't that good just yet. It was MVV who offered him a contract*

Daz the Imp · 08-29-2005, 12:26 PM

Sunday, 18th July, 2004

Benny Haesbrouck
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Barcelona
<LI>Deportivo
</UL>
Rammy Ram-Ram
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Bradford Park Avenue
</UL>
Ratinho
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Sampaio CorrÃªa
</UL>
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Promising Northern Irish winger Timmy Newell has signed for Raith Rovers. Upon signing, he revealed that he is looking forward to working with manager Gordon Dalziel.

Daz the Imp · 08-29-2005, 12:37 PM

Monday, 19th July, 2004

Rammy Ram-Ram
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Northwich
</UL>
Tom Richardson
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Algeciras
</UL>
Benny Haesbrouck
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Atletico Madrid
</UL>
Terry Monzo
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Woking
</UL>

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Promising winger Gavin Connolly has been snapped up by Bognor Regis. He rejected offers from Salisbury and Basingstoke.

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Jerez have snapped up Scottish defender Chris Kelly. He agreed terms with the club whilst rejecting offers from Schwabach, SC Condorida and Meiendorf.

bcfcfanuk · 08-29-2005, 12:38 PM

looking good Daz must have taken you a fair while but kutgw :thup: