retired_embartl

* I can handle anything you want to throw at me*

*cancels jim beam order and buys 4 bottles of vodka, handing them out one each to fellow guests, dave, spav and flippers.*

*RACE ya!*

retired_jessicabraden

I try and slip in quietly only to trip over the table right at the very back, sorry for the interuption. I'll try and keep quiet so you won't know I'm here.

Fingers crossed to the nominees.

retired_workingmom77

Good luck to the nominees,

Cyber drinking session I like it :thup:

retired_embartl

want to make that Horlicks Russian?

Mike..

1980, aged 21. Broke up with a girlfriend, drank 1/4 bottle in two hours neat (yeah yeah, slow I know) then added lime cordial and downed the rest in 20 minutes!

2002 - Reading Festival, bottle of Sainsbury's own-brand cheap sh1te down in three (not something to be proud of really, NOT clever, but the occasion took over)

Still want to race?

retired_hern1001

Roman Abramovich

Without futher ado, we shall begin our awards ceremony. Our first award tonight is for Most Missed FMSer. Rumor has it winners of these awards are sighted regularly in the Gulag, but the official party standing on that is "no comment"

The nominees in this catergory:
BrianW
Educated Hick
13litZ
spurzgrrl

retired_hern1001

Roman Abramovich

And the Winner is

spurzgrrl

Mike..

Waddup Dawg (directed at the Bevster)

...and welcome to the madness of an FMS awards bash Xenon


By the way Rap, are you cheering either of these Dutch arrow-men in particular?

retired_workingmom77

Might aswell have a snakebite and black then.

Mike..

Stands up to hail thwe winner, realises waht award it is, sits down looking stoopid!