The LLaMa Online 07 thread

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18.2.07

Preseason. Friendlies only.

LLaMa cup won by Berwick

25.2.07

Game patched to 7.0.2

East Fife

Won my first 2 league games. Out of 2 cups at the first attempt, only 1 more cup to get knocked out of now. Lost 5-0 to Albion Rovers. Pathetic display.

5th after 3 games.

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Montrose

A reasonable session

League:
v Stenhousemuir (Dave) (H) 3-0
v Queen's Park (Keith) (A) 2-0
v Dumbarton (Simon) (A) 2-3. Crap 1st half, 2 equalisers in the second half only to lose in the last minute.

Cups:
League Cup R1 v Dunfermline (H) 1-2 AET
Challenge Cup R1 v Stirling (H) 4-1
R2 v Arbroath (Cyber-Sam) (A) 1-0 \o/

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East Stirling - Scots' Third

H vs Queen's Park (Keith) 2-1
H vs Ross ****y (Div1) (League Cup) 1-0
A vs Forfar 2-0
A vs Queen's Park (Keith) (Challenge Cup) 2-1
H vs Berwick (cyber-StanLaurel) 1-0
A vs Kilmarnock (League Cup) 0-1
H vs Partick Thistle (Challenge Cup) 1-2

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Dumbarton

DIVISION THREE
Dumbarton 1 East Fife 2 - 953
Stenhousemuir 1 Dumbarton 1 - 469
Dumbarton 3 Montrose 2 - 800

LEAGUE CUP FIRST ROUND
Dumbarton 0 Alloa Athletic 1e - 469

McEIDOS McSUCK McARSE McCUP SECOND ROUND
Livingston 4 Dumbarton 3 - 3045

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Queen's Park

Dire session tonight.

League:

East Stirling (Gil) 2-1 QP
QP 0-2 Montrose (Michal) - We dominated possession but Montrose had 2 shots on target and scored from both
Forfar 1-1 QP - At least we didn't lose.

QP 0-1 Queen of the South (League Cup 1st rnd)
QP 1-2 East Stirling (Gil) (Challenge Cup 1st rnd) - once again we dominated possession, but couldn't score.

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Stenhousemuir

0-2 v Montrose (Michal) (a)

0-2 v Dundee (CIS Cup) (h)

1-1 v Dumbarton (Simon) (h)

0-4 v Livingston (Challenge Cup) (h)

0-2 v Elgin (Devon) (a)

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4/3 updates

Montrose

A good session; got to the semis of the Challenge Cup (for which £6k prize money ), and pulled 4 pts clear in the league

Challenge Cup R3 v Dundee (H) 1-0 aet

v Elgin (H) (Cyber-Devon) 3-0
v Albion (A) (Del) 3-1
v East Stirling (H) (cyber-Gil) 0-0

Challenge Cup Semi v Morton (A) 1-2

v Forfar (A) 3-1
v Berwick (H) (cyber-Chris M) 0-1. My new offical bogey team.
v East Fife (A) (Chris F) 2-0
v Stenhousemuir (A) (Dave) 2-0
v Queen's Park (H) (cyber-Keith) 0-0

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East Stirling

Interweb kept crashing. Then I lost some games. I think I'm 5th or something like that.

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Dumbarton

DIVISION THREE
Queen's Park 0 Dumbarton 0 - 506
Elgin City 1 Dumbarton 5 - 543
Dumbarton 1 Albion Rovers 1 - 915
East Stirlingshire 2 Dumbarton 2 - 310
Dumbarton 3 Forfar Athletic 0 - 905
Berwick Rangers 1 Dumbarton 0 - 446
East Fife 1 Dumbarton 0 - 378
Dumbarton 2 Stenhousemuir 1 - 814

SCOTTISH CUP FIRST ROUND
Cowdenbeath 2 Dumbarton 1 - 160

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East Fife

Turned up late. My assman had done alright. I did alright after that. 6th and if my strikers find some form it could be a lot better.

At least I'm not Stenny

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Stenhousemuir

League

0-2 v Arbroath (Del) (h) was 0-0 at HT but then Michal's babysitter put in an appearance

0-1 v East Stirling (Gil) (a)

1-2 Forfar (h) my pc went haywire just before kick off so couldn't influence the match at all

1-2 v Berwick (cyber Chris M) (a)

0-0 v East Fife (Chris F) (h) my only non-defeat of the session (shame on you Chris)

1-2 v Queen's Park (Cyber Keith) (a)

1-2 v Dumbarton (Simon) (a) still sore about this one

So rock bottom with just two points from 10 games and already cut adrift.

Scottish Cup

1-2 v East Fife (Chris F) (a)

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You've lost a result there, Dave - my 2-0 win!

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11/03 Updates

Montrose

v Dumbarton (Simon) (H) 1-0 played most of the game against 10 men, but didn't score until the 89th minute with my 17th shot
v Elgin (cyber-Devon) (A) 3-1
v Albion Rovers (Del) (H) 1-0 (slightly undeserved)

Scottish Cup R2
v Queen of the South (H) 2-3

v East Stirling (A) (cyber-Gil) 0-3 We were s**t
v Forfar (H) 2-0
v East Fife (H) (cyber-Chris F) 1-2 **** poor again. Some players are going to get fines soon.
v Berwick (A) (Chris M) 4-2
v Stenhousemuir (H) (Dave) 2-1

So 6-0-2 in the league this session. 4pt lead maintained (over East Stirling) with QP another 3 pts back.

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Berwick

I turned up, not sure that was a good idea.

My only highlight really was contributing to Nobby's demise!

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Queen's Park

Mostly happy with tonight's session - although our strikers inability to finish the many chances our domination of possession gives them is a worrying trend...

Dumbarton 1-2 QP - This was a lot more comfortable than the scoreline suggests
QP 0-0 Berwick - We should have won this.
QP 2-1 Coldstream (Scottish Cup 2nd Rnd) - They finished with 9 men and again we should have won by more.
QP 2-0 East Fife - Young striker ends 9 hour goal drought.
Elgin 2-3 QP - came back from being behind twice \o/
Stenhousemuir 2-0 QP - 54% possession 9 shots 0 on target - this is starting to show a pattern... we tend to get most of the possession in games but our strikers don't seem to be putting them away like they should.
Albion Rovers 1-1 QP - bore draw
East Stirling 1-0 QP - a red for us put paid to any chances we might have had, and again, there's that confusing formation to deal with...


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Stenhousemuir

A bit of a curate's egg, but much better than previous sessions

1-1 v Elgin (H) (Cyber Devon) (be a shame if you quit Devon)

0-3 v Albion Rovers (A) (Del) a real drubbing

1-1 v East Stirling (H) (Cyber Gil)

2-1 v Forfar (A) Our first win of the season

0-0 v Berwick (H) (Chris M)

2-0 v Queen's Park (H) (Keith)

2-3 v East Fife (A) (Cyber Chris F)

1-2 v Montrose (A) (Michal)

Off the bottom, but only just

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Dumbarton

Sacked. Never mind.

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18/3 sessions

Montrose

A poor session tonight, but no-one else wanted to take advantage, so I remain in 1st place, 3 pts ahead of Queen's Park

Queen's Park (cyber-Keith) (A) 0-3
Dumbarton (A) 1-2
Elgin (cyber-Devon) (H) 3-3 (from 3-0 up FFS)
Albion (Cyber-Del) (A) 1-0 \o/
East Stirling (Gil) (H) 2-2
East Fife (Cyber-Chris F) (A) 4-1
Forfar (Cyber-Simon) (A) 2-0
Berwick (Chris M) (H) 2-3 A gay red card after 14 minutes did for us, and we only lost in stoppage time
Stenhousemuir (Dave) (A) 3-2 lucky, lucky, lucky



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Berwick



Excellent session for my team, wins all the way.

I'm 4th but only 4 points off 3rd now.

A couple of U19s are performing excellently at the moment.

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Stenhousemuir

Another mixed bag of a session ...

0-3 v Dumbarton (H)

2-1 v Elgin (Cyber Devon) (A)

3-0 v Albion Rovers (Cyber Del) (H)

3-3 v East Stirling (Cyber Gil) (A) comback from 3-0 down, made even better by Gil watching in IRC

3-0 v Forfar (Cyber Simon) (H) a drubbing for Simon on his debut as Forfar manager, but I forgot to praise the team

0-5 v Queen's Park (Cyber Keith) (A)

0-3 v Berwick (Chris McG) (A)

2-2 v East Fife (Cyber Chris F) (H)

2-3 v Montrose (Michal) (H) he's a very lucky boy ... most offside goal I've seen in ages and then a tactical blunder by yours truly

Ninth with a small cushion over Devon.

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Final session of season 2:

Forfar Athletic (Third Division)

East Stirling 1 Forfar 1 - 309
Queen's Park 1 Forfar 5 - 555
East Fife 1 Forfar 0 - 592
Forfar 2 Stenhousemuir 2 - 381
Forfar 0 Berwick 3 - 361
Montrose 4 Forfar 3 - 720
Forfar 0 Dumbarton 3 - 355
Elgin 2 Forfar 3 - 312

8th, 31 points

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Montrose

v Queen's Park (Keith) (H) 2-1 (0-0 at 85 minutes and 1-1 at 90)
v Dumbarton (H) 3-2
v Albion (cyber-Del) (H) 2-0
v East Stirling (cyber-Gil) (A) 0-2
v Elgin (cyber-Devon) (A) 2-0
v Forfar (Simon) (H) 4-3
v Berwick (Chris M) (A) 0-0
v East Fife (Cyber Chris-F) (H) 3-2

Champions, W23 D5 L8 Pts 74

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Queen's Park (cyber-Keith) defeat East Fife (cyber-Chris F) 3-1 on aggregate in the playoff final

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Stenhousemuir

Lost 2-3 away at Dumbarton and then got the sack.

Yet to find another job (though I left early last night so something may have materialised).

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Berwick

Another decent session, makes you wonder what would have happened had I not been so absent at the start of the season!

Finished just outside playoff spot, hopefully next season will be better. I have some good young players who have proved themselves in the 'big time'!

[Brag] I have a 16 yr old striker who averaged a goal every other game which I am chuffed about! [/Brag]

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[edit] Simon re-employed at Forfar, for those who are wondering

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1st April updates

Reb (Arbroath) retired
Dave recycled as Stranraer manager
Darren will join next session as Dumbarton manager

East Fife

rubbish session.

3rd in the LLaMa league.

First league game to East Stirling 2-5 at home.
Out of a cup 1-4 to CLyde at home.

My keeper is yet to stop a shot.

At least pre-seasons gone now.

Montrose
LLaMa League - Winners

v Stranraer (Dave) 1-0
v Forfar (Simon) 2-1
v East Fife (Chris F) 3-1

League - Media prediction 10th
v Ayr 3-1

League Cup
v Hamilton (Div1) (H) 2-2 AET 4-2 pens

We are top of the league

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Additional 1/4 Update:

Forfar Athletic

LLAMA LEAGUE
Couldn't give a s**t about it, but did find it amusing how I lost my first game 4-1, lost my second game too and still finished second.

DIVISION THREE
Played one match, I think I won but I can't remember for sure and don't remember who I played either. I'd lost the will to live by this stage with the snail pace pre-season.

8/4 Updates

Berwick

Tonights session for me was absolute rubbish. Ass Man got us to 2nd, I got us to 9th!!

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Montrose

An odd session tonight, where my mood was not helped by a 6 game non winning streak in the league

League

v Queen of the South (H) 4-0
v Stirling (A) 3-3
v Brechin (A) 0-0
v Morton (H) 2-2
v Queen's Park (cyber-Keith) (A) 2-2
v Arbroath (A) 0-2
v Raith (H) 0-1
v Airdrie (A) 5-2
v Queen of the South (A) 1-0

Cups

Challenge Cup
R1 v Elgin (cyber-Devon) (H) 0-1 AET

League Cup
R2 v St Mirren (A) 0-4

Finished the session in 4th, 3pts behind 1st placed Queen's Park

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East Fife

Lots of goals, several defeats, a couple of wins and a dramatic 3-3 against east stirling from 3 down. 3rd bottom.

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Something strange is happening at Stranraer ...

League

Having dropped to fourth at one point, we're now heading the table again

1-0 h v Forfar (Simon)

3-1 h v Elgin (cyber Devon)

1-4 a v East Stirling (cyber Gil)

2-2 h v Stenhousemuir

2-2 a v Alloa

2-1 h v Berwick (Chris McG)

1-3 a v Dumbarton

1-0 h v East Fife (Chris F)

3-1 h v Albion Rovers

Challenge Cup

1-0 a v Partick Thistle

0-4 a v Kilmarnock