retired_bunnie34

Alistair Carmichael is our mate, is our mate, is our, Alistair Carmichael is our mate, he hates shetland.

We hate shetland, we hate shetland, we hate shetland, we hate shetland, we hate shetland,
We are the shetland haters
SCUM

Oh i do love football chants

retired_claire

Shetland Islands - The only Island off Scotland

GK - Mike Crouch - 1
GK -
GK -
RB -
RCB - Maxi Petrov - 13
LCB - Majidinho - 2
LB - Olly McChunder - 3
CB - Gavin Chapman - 99
CB - Trucker McTrucker - 6
DC/DMC - Samuel Tarray - 5
DRLC -
MR - Adam Nelson - 15
AMR - Scott McLeod
DM - Gol de Shetlandinho - 14
CM - Matthew Fairgrieve - 4
AML - Kilted Pope Ginger McSocraincha - 69
ML - Salman Al-Dahash - 11
AMRLC - Lawrence O'Kelly - 7
AMRLC/FC - Alax Drewe - 8
ST - Francesco Maradona - 9
ST - Sean O'Dahl - 10
ST - Rhys Howells - 12
ST - Chris Bamble

That's an extra 20 for you

beauty_lolita

Name: David Collins
DoB: 23/8/1989
Height: 188cm
Weight: 90
2 Tech stats at 20: Tackling, Crossing
2 Mental stats at 20: Concentration, Teamwork
1 Physical stat at 20: Natural Fitness
Favoured Clubs: Man Utd, Arsenal (don't flame me )
Favoured Personnel: Nemanja Vidic, Thierry Henry
Disliked Club: Chelsea
Disliked Personnel: Jose Mourinho
PPM's: Dives into Tackles, Stays Back at All Times, Tries to Play Way Out of Trouble

Shetland's RB

retired_bunnie34

If you are going to take a shot at orkney make it politically correct

mayb

Wait till you see it after we pummel Orkney 7 - 0

retired_bclanders

Let's see where it's gonna end

retired_bunnie34

Wait till you see it after we get pummeled by Orkney 7 - 0 </BLOCKQUOTE>
There we go corrected :thup:

mayb

Wait till you see it after we get pummeled by Orkney 7 - 0 </BLOCKQUOTE>
There we go corrected :thup: </BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't get your hopes up, nobody will come near us in this league. We will beat Orkney home and away(on their dump of an island!). Onwards and Upwards for the MIGHTY SHETLAND ARMY!

retired_0PETE1

Shetland are a sh!tland,
Orkney are so fb.
Why don't all the Shetland scum,
Go and fix the league...

They can never destroy the Orkney boys,
They rule the league and all...

We shall never be mastered,
By the Shetland Sh!te!

:cool:

Think up your own tune .

Aah this thread is just us defending our imaginary teams :p.

RichMam

Name: Hunter Thomson
DoB: 03/08/86
Nationality: Scottish
Height (cm): 185
Weight (kg): 80
2 Technical Stats at 20: Passing, Dribbling
2 Mental Stats at 20: Team Work, Work Rate
1 Physical Stat at 20: Acceleration
Favoured Clubs: Shetland, Aberdeen
Favoured Personnel:
Disliked Clubs: Orkney
Disliked Personnel:
PPM's: none



Shetland born and bred