*** Rant Alert***
What is it with my board? At the start of the season they expect us to "enjoy life in the Blue Square Premier" and achieve a respectiable postion. They give me a budget of £2,389pw and the media predict me to finish 19th. I have no players, no staff - it is all me.
So I am now in early November and am sitting
4th in the league.. You would think they would be happy with that. But no. They then tell me
I should be performing slightly better. Wtf?? They should be delighted.
I am 4th for ffs, well away from the relegation zone so I fail to see what else they could want from me. I am in my office every day working with the players, training them, motivating them, scouting players all for £220pw and they are telling me to do "slightly better". What effin clowns. I would like to see Sir Alex Fergusson or Jose Mouorinho do better.
Their main gripe seems to be Steve Torpey. I agree he is a useless bag of dung but the board wont let me pay him off and no-one else wants him. They also conveniently forget to mention my ****-hot midfield three of Crowell, Igoe and Disley who have scored 20 goals this season and a tearing up teams in this league. What am I to do?
Anyway if they are still unhappy at the end of the season I will be off. They can manage their team themselves and see if they can do any better, the ungrateful little shits.