The following text was printed from a web bulletin board, and included in Janz' notebooks:
"
Member Name: MUFC Fan for Ever
Who is Giuseppi Rashi? We bid for him I heard
Member Name: Owen's Balls
Who cares? He's gonna suck.
Member Name: Sweet16gurl
See nekkid pics of me here: <edited>
Member Name: Arsenal Fan
He's Ferguson's love child.
Member Name: Henry for PM
LOL
Member Name: coolkid8140
Whaver dood.
Member Name: Serious Football Fan
He's supposed to be pretty good. I think he's from sdan marino.
Member Name: Soccer is for Wussies
Dan Marino kicks ***. You losers need to watch real man's football
"
...
clipped news items from unknown papers, translated where necessary:
"Dinamo have bid for youth player von Richtofen."
"Unknown player von Richtofen, from Denmark, has been also targeted by Sampdoria."
"Luxembourg player Rikjard Den rooster has agreed to terms with lower division Spanish club Jaen."
"Racing lost out on their bid for Faroe Islander Santos L. Halper to Sedan."
"Eugen Hach needs to go! It's clear that Greuther Furth needs a higher profile manager if the best he can get is a Faroe Islander, Jon Walker. With the available talent on the market, we should have no need to look like a small club scouring the bottom of the barrel...."
"Ejido have signed a striker from San Marino. Player's name has yet to be confirmed."
"Corrections: We mistakenly reported yesterday that Nimes had signed a youth goalkeeper named Madcap. The player's correct position is midfielder."
Handwritten note: Shambles has signed with Sibenik. AVOID SIBENIK!
"Interviewer: So Mr. Wassilew, any new signings we should watch for this season at Union Berlin?
G. W.: Yes. Quite a few, we've picked up a nifty winger who should be fun to watch. Toothrot is his name. and then there is also..."
"No-one seems quite sure who this Raschi player is, but Sir Alex Ferguson has brought him into the Manchester United set-up. The club outbid 8 other interested clubs of Europe, including Niort, Amiens, and AIK."
"Slaven Belupo have signed Gilles Lefty"
"Recent Signings:
Hercules - Ulrich Von, Liechtenstien international"
Minor headline in section titled "Strange News": "Jesus comes to Italy. It took long enough, but citizens of Cagliari might be let down..."
"... Brian Green has also signed here at Union Berlin. We had a lot of competition for him."
"Roma continue splurge of buying with yet another free transfer, this time one from Faroe named von Richtofen. What is going on?"
"Local police today arrested a young man for exposing himself in public in downtown Braunschweig. The young man claimed his pants had accidentally fallen down as he stepped of the bus, and that if they would just let him talk to his club, he could clear things up. Police say they are keeping the youth under observation until his identity can be verified."
Typewritten note: "He signed. Thanks. Now we're square. Don't talk to me again. Your ex-friend at Juve."
"Non-league club Lubeck have signed San Marino player Maximo Janz."
"Mannheim were luckily released from a strange transfer today as Luxembourg 'striker' Allan Juel Hansen failed a medical. The club thankfully gets to avoid another 'hot prospect' disaster."
"Coventry beat out 8 other clubs for a hot goalkeeper. Sounds good right, but the goalkeeper's name is Tanis Eltanad. We're really wondering about this one."
"Pablo Hiura-Garcia contacted the Huddersfield times today saying he was pleased to have joined an English side. Would someone who knows who Hiura-Garcia is please let us know?"
"Monaco signings - Allan Juel Hansen (details unknown)"
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