"Not your usual scouting locales."

retired_ccropley1 · 03-30-2005, 12:12 AM

Von Liechtenstein seems to have disappeared into the Spanish pub league system....

I guess the size of my beer gut is putting off any potential scouts

retired_swmchick2006 · 03-30-2005, 05:59 PM

more news clippings:

"Slaven Belupo got off to a dream start as midfielder Gilles Lefty skipped home a goal in the third minute agains Floriani in Intertoto play..."

"Sibenik stole an away point thanks to a goal from Man-of-the-Match Shambles against Solin Gradja..."

"... the lone goalscorer Batistuta, who was partnered with youngster von Richtofen for the game, for Roma against Pumas in a game that sends the Italian club further into the World Club competition..."

"... Marseille at least made a game of it as new signing George scored on his debut in the 65th minute, but Caen still ran out winners..."

"... the easy 5-nil win, capped by von Richtofen's goal...."

"... Cagliari's 4th came from young striker Jarman..."

"Huddersfield held onto the scoreless result thanks to Alan Fettis' strong netminding, and Hiura-Garcia's overall fine performance...."

"Malta International Hiura-Garcia made it 2-0 in the 49th minute by ripping in a low show from an Irons corner..."

"International Results:...

San Marino 0 Holland 8...
new largest win for Holland...

Faroe Islands 0 Sweden 2...

Lithuania 0 Luxembourg 0...

Italy 3 Malta 0...

...

Azerbaijan 2 San Marino 2...
Maximo Janz scored his first international goal, and then set up the tying goal in the 90th minute which Selva slotted home...

Estonia 1 Faroe Islands 1...
... man-of-the-match Jesus Jarman gave the Islanders the draw by setting up von Richtofen after a nice bit of play in the 64th minute...

Luxembourg 1 Belgium 2...

Malta 2 Moldova 0...
... Hiura-Garcia calmly scored a pk after Shambles had been pushed down in the box in the 41st minute..."

"... Nimes got of to a excellent start as midfield prospect Madcap set up a goal in the 3rd minute, and then just 3 minutes later pounced on his own saved header to stroke home a goal for himself..."

"Sibenik advanced in the Croatian Cup over Istra, as Shambles scored both goals in a 2-0 win..."

"Union Berlin will be pleased by the man-of-the-match performance from Brian Greene in the win oer 1860 Munchen. Greene, on loan last year at RW Essen, was excellent at the back partnered with Ronny Nikol..."

"International Results...

San Marino 0 N. Ireland 3...

Faroe Islands 0 Slovakia 2...

Iceland 2 Malta 0..."

"... two goals from Gilles Lefty gave Slaven Belupo hope to keep up their good league form..."

"... in a sweet showing of skill, Nimes midfielder Madcap scored one of the goals of the season by curling in a shot from well wide of the goal past a sprawling keeper..."

"... Union Berlin were rescued by an unusual source, as substitute Herman Toothrot took over the game in the 66th minute and led Union back for a victory over Bochum..."

"... a depressing loss to FC Bayern, that started hopeful as young Juel Hansen beat veteran Lizarazu for a goal in the 8th minute..."

"International Results...

Luxembourg 2 Azerbaijan 0...

Malta 3 Moldova 1...
Man-of-the-match Shambles scored in the 22nd from a Buffro ball into the area...

San Marino 3 Faroe Islands 0...
... San Marino captain Raschi, who plays for Manchester United, was named MOM after a fine display and another penalty goal.... Herman Toothrot's burst of speed carried him past the Faroe defense to notch up his first international goal in the 29th minute..."

A disc labelled "Slaven Belupo vs Novalja: 2003 to 2004 Season" shows a clip of Gilles Lefty scoring for his club, a description follows: "Slaven Belupo controlling the game from midfield now, Lefty to Medvid, into Dodik in the area. Novalja haven't had an answer for the striker... cleared out by Novalja. Lefty picks up the loose ball. He raises his head to look into the box. He's shooting! What an amazing goal! He bent that in from well outside the box! Put that on your resume Mr. Lefty!"

retired_swmchick2006 · 03-30-2005, 06:05 PM

(2003 to 2004 Screenshots New Album)

retired_calli240 · 03-30-2005, 09:02 PM

Great work Attjen :thup:

Wish I could say the same of Lucky Pants

retired_nel86 · 03-31-2005, 05:15 AM

Quote:

A disc labelled "Slaven Belupo vs Novalja: 2003 to 2004 Season" shows a clip of Gilles Lefty scoring for his club, a description follows: "Slaven Belupo controlling the game from midfield now, Lefty to Medvid, into Dodik in the area. Novalja haven't had an answer for the striker... cleared out by Novalja. Lefty picks up the loose ball. He raises his head to look into the box. He's shooting! What an amazing goal! He bent that in from well outside the box! Put that on your resume Mr. Lefty!"

OK, I will :p

Not much success for the international sides yet, though it would be a surprise if any of the minnows would make it to either the World Cup or the European Championships with just a handful of good players. Well, even stranger things have happened...

retired_k_20_p · 03-31-2005, 09:17 PM

nloody hell, shambles is doing well

KUTGW attjen

retired_swmchick2006 · 03-31-2005, 09:40 PM

What follows is a letter included in the files of Mattimosi Janz, dated December 2003:

"Dear Mr. Janz,

This letter is in response to your letter of inquiry, dated August 2003, for a scouting position for Manager of Football Organization-2004 (MoFO-04). Unfortunately, we are not able to offer you any position as all of our scouts are volunteers.

While we understand that the extra funds would help you pay your debts, and we understand that Novalja can be expensive, especially during the tourist season, and if one enjoys, shall we say, 'night-time' activies, there is no possibility of us paying you any such sum as you had suggested in your letter.

In addition, while we appreciate your notice and concern that we had left several 'rising stars' out of our database for MoFO-03, we really can't appreciate your claims for having 'discovered' your so-called '24'. We must point out that since none of those players plays under your management, it is hard to believe that you deserve any such credit.

That being said, out of curiousity we have passed on the names you gave us for checking up by the volunteer scouts in the regions. In fact, one of the reasons for the delay of our response was that we not only found the players you mentioned, but have added them to our database.

We felt you might be interested to see how our software programs rank 'your' 24, so we attach the results of MoFOScout here for your enjoyment. The rankings are based on our own calculations based on scouting results, and are given as a percentage score out of 100% for the respective position. While the comparisons across positions are not perfect, we do feel this gives a somewhat accurate representation of which players are best developed.

Sincerely,
M____ "Darth" V_____
MoFO Games

P.S. We also would like to congratulate you on last seasons promotion to the Croation First Division. Since MoFO-04 includes this division, you can expect to see yourself in our game as well. Although you have not had the best of success to begin this season, just remember that based on previous seasons Novalja only needs to earn about 21 points to maintain it's league position until next year. Best of luck!

...

MoFO Rankings, November 2003:

1) Barren von Richtofen, SC, Roma, Faroe Islands - 76.23%
2) Giuseppe Raschi, DC, Manchester United, San Marino - 72.61%
3) Allan Juel Hansen, SC, Monaco, Luxembourg - 72.45%
4) Jon Walker, DMC, Greuther Furth, Faroe Islands - 69.06%
5) Herman Toothrot, AMR, Union Berlin, San Marino - 68.27%
6) Yo Buffro, DMC, Juventus, Malta - 67.15%
7) Georgio George, SC, Marseille, San Marino - 67.00%
8) Santos L. Halper, DC, Sedan, Faroe Islands - 66.61%
9) Pablo Hiura-Garcia, DC, Huddersfield, Malta - 66.495
10) Madcap, AMC, Nimes, San Marino - 66.41%
11) Shambles, SC, Sibenik, Malta - 65.735
12) Jesus Jarman, SC, Cagliari, Faroe Islands - 65.62%
13) Lucky Pants, AMR, Braunschweig, Luxembourg - 65.61%
14) Brian Greene, DC, Union Berlin, Luxembourg - 64.66%
15) Bap Zamber, SC, Lorient, Malta - 64.42%
16) Ulrich von Liechtenstein, AMC, Hercules, Faroe Islands - 64.22%
17) Gilles Lefty, AMC, Slaven Belupo, Luxembourg - 63.77%
18) Rikjard Den Rooster, DMC, GBA, Luxembourg - 62.23%
19) Maximo Janz, DMC, Lubeck, San Marino - 62.20%
20) Eltanad Tanis, GK, Coventry, Malta - 61.82%"