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Old 10-12-2005, 08:04 AM   Down Under With The FMS Gang Post #31
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At 9.00am the British authorities that were transporting ‘The FMS Gang’ arrived at Kerobokan jail and collected their prisoners. The local police didn’t seem to make the connection between the five men who were bought in on drunk and disorderly and assault charges and the five FMSers who were signed out, so it looked as though those guys had managed to avoid having to face those charges against them. Shackled again, ‘The FMS Gang’ was transported back to Denpasar airport where they boarded their repaired Jumbo jet for the final leg of their trip to Australia. At 11.00am the plane took to the skies and headed for Sydney. Six hours later and the Qantas flight was touching down at Mascot airport in Sydney. ‘The FMS Gang’ was swiftly whisked through the customs and immigration zone and was marched out ahead of most of the disembarking passengers that had shared the flight with them. That was when the next set of fun and games started.

The Australian media hadn’t been sitting around with their thumbs up their arses waiting for a new story to surface. They had heard of the controversial case that had resulted in thirty or so men being transported from Britain to Australia for the crime of writing corruptive football stories and they had decided that the news of their arrival was going to be the event that fuelled their newspaper sales for the next week or two. Consequently as ‘The FMS Gang’ walked into the main terminal they were suddenly surrounded by a sea of television cameras, plus journalists with their accompanying photographers. Peacemaker7 seemed to have been identified as one of the key FMSers and a barrage of question were aimed his way.

Channel 9 Reporter: “Peacemaker 7, can you tell me your feelings now that you have arrived in Australia?”

Peacemaker7: “I’m fuming. The whole trial was a farce. It was concocted by the English establishment purely to dampen the blossoming Scottish nationalist fervour that I have been promoting. As a growing personality on the Scottish political scene, the English framed me with these pathetic and trumped up charges merely to remove me from the picture”.

Before another question could be aimed at Peacemaker7, the reporter was pushed aside by one of the guards with the grunted comment of ”don’t speak to this criminal dog”.

A frail looking BobBev was targeted by another of the camera crews as he shuffled through the terminal.

Channel 7 Reporter: “BobBev, is it true that you have been denied basic medication during your incarceration?”

BobBev: “Yes, my internet-posting addiction is well documented and I haven’t even been allowed near a laptop, let alone a PC with FM2005 installed on it. At Singapore airport the guards deliberately led me through an internet café just to taunt me. Their behaviour has been inhumane”.

Another guard shoved his big hand into the lens of the television camera to cut short the questioning. As he did he looked at BobBev and said “we’ll sort you out later, pervert.”

Last in the group to be moved though the terminal was bartley_m and another television crew homed in on him.

Channel 10 Reporter: “bartley_m, as the youngest of ‘The FMS Gang’ what have you got to say about your situation?”

bartley_m: “I just want my Mummy and my blue blanket”.

bartley_m broke down into tears before he could speak any further and he was quickly hustled onto the waiting prison-bus that the rest of ‘The FMS Gang’ had already been led on to. The door slammed shut and the prison-bus quickly sped away from the horde of reporters swarming at the entrance to the Arrivals terminal. Its next stop was Sydney’s Long Bay prison.
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Old 10-12-2005, 06:03 PM   Down Under With The FMS Gang Post #32
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bartley_m: “I just want my Mummy and my red blanket”.
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Old 10-14-2005, 06:20 AM   Down Under With The FMS Gang Post #33
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When the prison bus arrived at Long Bay jail, ‘The FMS Gang’ was escorted through to a holding room. It was now early evening and the men expected that they would soon be locked up for the night to begin their twenty-five year sentences. They all took a seat at the tables and chairs scattered around the room, but a series of stern looks from the guards indicated to them that no conversation would be tolerated. After about five minutes, the door opened and two men walked in. One was wearing a prison warder’s uniform and the other was wearing a business suit. It was the uniformed man who spoke first.

“Alright you scum, I’m Bruce McKenzie and I’m the Superintendent of the Long Bay Prison. For tonight you are under my custody. Fortunately for each of you, it is only for tonight that you will be incarcerated here. If I had my way you’d all be here for the next twenty-five years and I’d be making your life hell for each and every day of that period. Unfortunately for me, that particular wish of mine hasn’t been granted. Instead ‘greater’ minds than mine have decided that rehabilitation is possible in your cases, so you’ll be getting an easy ride with those do-gooders supervising your sentences. However just the slightest hiccup in your behaviour and you’ll be back in here under my care and I will certainly be looking forward to that”.

With that Superintendent McKenzie turned and started to head out of the room, but he hesitated and turned back towards the group. “Which one of you is Faramir?” he asked. Faramir slowly raised his hand. “You sick bastard”, McKenzie said. “I read ‘Troubled Visions’ and I was appalled by its filth and depravity. I’d love to spend fifteen minutes in a locked room with just you and a length of rubber hose and then we’d see who was a real man”. McKenzie turned again and departed the room. Faramir just shook his head in bewilderment. “It’s only a football fantasy story”, he whispered.

The man in the business suit cleared his throat to attract their attention back to the front of the room and also to indicate that he was ready to speak. “I apologise for Superintendent McKenzie’s outburst – he is a man of the old school of thought when it comes to prisons and reform. Let me introduce myself, I am Julian Fenshaw from the New South Wales Corrective Services Department. When the British courts contacted us with the proposal that ‘The FMS Gang’ would be transported here to Australia if they were found guilty of their crimes, a colleague of mine in the Corrective Services Department suggested that we take on board your rehabilitation. Since then we have been devising a plan to assist each of you to reform from your criminal ways and eventually return to society, perhaps even earlier than in twenty-five years if your progress is even better than expected. This colleague of mine is waiting outside and will make themselves known to you shortly. In the meantime I ask you all to remain here and you will be given further information on our rehabilitation plans”. Having finished his short speech, Julian Fenshaw departed the room the way of Superintendent McKenzie. The half dozen guards in the room also filed out after him, leaving the prisoners by themselves.

After about ten seconds Raptor got to his feet. “Its sounds like they have got a plan for us”, he said. “I suggest we go along with it at the start because it looks like it will ensure that we don’t spend too much time in this place with that crazy Superintendent McKenzie keeping a watch on our every move”. But before anyone really had time to discuss what was going to happen next, the door opened and a woman walked in. And what a woman she was – she was about six feet tall with flowing strawberry-blonde hair that cascaded past her shoulders, she looked about twenty-eight years old and she was stunningly beautiful in a short red skirt and matching jacket. She cast her eyes over the assembled men before her. “Alright then, who wants to be the first to spend a night with me?” she asked.
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Old 10-14-2005, 05:12 PM   Down Under With The FMS Gang Post #34
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Is this the bit where i raise my hand?
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Old 10-14-2005, 07:09 PM   Down Under With The FMS Gang Post #35
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Can I call shotgun on the woman?
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Old 10-14-2005, 08:37 PM   Down Under With The FMS Gang Post #36
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She's probably a man, or has aids or is actually Bagpuss.
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She's probably a man, or has aids or is actually Bagpuss.
Most likely a combination. And then most likely the last two
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Old 10-15-2005, 02:45 AM   Down Under With The FMS Gang Post #38
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Oh no . . . I've always had a weakness for red-heads! :p

Just ask the wifey
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Old 10-17-2005, 03:18 AM   Down Under With The FMS Gang Post #39
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Where's this going spav? I sense that i won't have that question answered for a long time yet

KUTGW!
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Thanks for the interaction and feedback from everyone. It's really helpful to me with regard to my enthusiasm for the story and giving me some more personal touches to add to the narrative.

PM7 and Daz - the woman will be a real woman. I don't think I could contemplate her being Bagpuss in disguise.

haze.13 - the football bit will kick in soon, but where this is all going even I dont know.
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