retired_ajbrittney

Hmmn looks interesting, there has to be fatalities though.

retired_jgirl87

BobBev, Faramir, PM7, OMDave, Tyrone and Lord Crumb - thanks for the 'encouragement'. Hopefully I can ensure that any comments you have made are somehow reflected in the story ahead. :thup: :cool:

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“Oi, Spav, did you grass us all out just so you could get a free ticket back home?” called out uskopite from his cell. uskopite was another of the American’s that had been caught up in the whole scandal, even though he was a recent addition to ‘The FMS Gang’, and he was looking for someone to blame (as Americans generally do). Spav seemed to be a likely target for that sort of question, but he already had an answer for the American. “No, I didn’t grass anyone out and just for your information I’m not the only Aussie here you know. Don’t let the Mediterranean looks and the fact that he gave his country of residence as Italy disguise the fact that haze.13 is an Australian. The same goes for Dixie Flatline as well. Cartagena in Spain is only his second home after his birthplace of Melbourne”.

“Alright you load of perverts, keep the noise down”, yelled a guard who was sick of all the conversations going on between the cells. “You’ll have plenty of time to talk in Australia. In the meantime, pack up your measly belongings and get ready to leave – the van will be arriving to take you to Heathrow Airport in the next half hour”. A sobbing sound came from the one of the cells at the end of the corridor. It was bartley_m, one of the youngest of ‘The FMS Gang’. “I don’t want to go to Australia – it’s full of snakes and spiders and man-eating Aborigines”, he wailed. “That’s not the worst of it though, kid”, said Bagpuss from the cell next to him. “Their Sky network coverage is crap and you can’t get a decent packet of crisps anywhere in the country”.

Half an hour later the prisoners were marched from their cells just as the guard had predicted. Each of them was handcuffed and led out to one of three police vans which then set off in convoy towards Heathrow Airport. Once there the men were whisked through the rear entrance of Customs where the necessary paperwork was quickly completed to ensure that their transportation was legal. An hour later and they were led onto a Qantas flight where they were taken to the rear seats of the Jumbo jet. A row of seats had been removed so that a set of guards could keep the prisoners separated from the general public on the flight. Twenty minutes later the Jumbo jet raced down the runway and rose into the mid-afternoon sky over London. Those that had seats near the windows looked out with sadness in their eyes. It was the last that they would see of England for the next twenty-five years.

The flight went smoothly for the first leg of the trip to Australia. Fourteen hours after their departure from London ‘The FMS Gang’ were touching down in Singapore for a scheduled refuelling stop. A break of two hours ensued and then the passengers reboarded for the final seven hours of the trip to Sydney. However they had only been flying for just over an hour when an announcement from the pilot came over the intercom. “Ladies and gentlemen, we currently have an indicator showing a possible fuel-loss problem. For the sake of safety I will be taking the plane down to land at the nearest suitable airport. In this case that will be Denpasar airport on the island of Bali in Indonesia”.

Sure enough, thirty minutes later the plane landed in Denpasar. The passengers quickly filed off and into were shown into a sealed transit lounge. After a couple of hours a Qantas official came into the room and asked for everyone’s attention. “The safety check of your plane is taking longer than we expected, so we will putting you all up in a hotel for the night at our expense and your flight will continue on to Sydney tomorrow morning. In a few minutes a series of buses will arrive to take you all to a luxurious hotel at Kuta Beach. Once again, please accept our apologies for the inconvenience that this episode has caused”.

“Inconvenience”, yelled Lord Crumb, one of ‘The FMS Gang’. “I’ll be stuck in Kuta Beach on Bali with a load of Australians all around me. That means only one thing – we’re all gonna die. Those fecking terrorists will blow us all to pieces”.

retired_embartl

bah, be quiet and have a toke on this:

*passes imaginary bifta*

looking forward to this one - not too much pressure on sustaining this now Spav

retired_aurie1201

Bali! Oh sweet nectar of paradise! My only questions are, do we get food and flight vouchers for the inconvenience, and where's the nearest Western Bar/Night Club - though it will be tough to get my groove on his these shackles around my pegs.

enjikari

Sentenced to Australia? Harsh man, harsh

retired_bbcarr

enjoying this so far, spaz :thup:

mrsevans7177

It's a Spaz special

retired_hern1001

Oooh, interesting. I will be following this :thup:

retired_bootcamp_nat

This is Spavtastic! :cool:

retired_jgirl87

uskopite, terk, bartley_m and haze.13 - thanks a lot. :thup:

Daz the Imp and WLKRAS - you'll be in this sometime soon. :p