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“No Lynn, I want to be back on the BBC”
“But Alan, they are going to pay you £210,000 a year and have you seen how much air time that Jose Mourinho gets”
“Back of the net Where do I sign, Do you have a pen” signs contract
“Oh and Alan I got your anti-fungal foot cream for you”
“Fantastic oh and Lynn if I’m going to be managing a Championship football team I’m going to need a new tracksuit, Can you ring Gola and try for a sponsorship”
“Yes Alan” Lynn scurries off
“My own b@@@tard Championship team”

Skysports.com 2nd July 2006
Chairman Roger Munby has shocked the footballing world and hired ex BBC talkshow and sport presenter Alan Partridge as the new Norwich city manager. Roger has been stated as saying Alan’s straight talking and eccentric approach is just what the club needs.

Author’s notes: FM2007 Weegie update. Full English and Scottish leagues loaded.

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“Well Lynn, first day over and already I miss Micheal, not that I could understand much what he said but maybe I will just buy a few Geordies to talk to”
“Alan don’t you think you will have enough trouble understanding your Scottish goalkeepers”
“Yeah..Tell you what Lynn was pleasantly surprised by the squad. Given my limited football experience I think they took to me quite well, they laughed at all my jokes anyway”
“Think they were laughing at you Alan” whisper
“What was that Lynn”
“Oh nothing Alan, just that Gola rang back and said you could have 2 tracksuits, a polo shirt and a new pair of shorts if you wear a Gola cap to all interviews”
“Right, tell them cheapos to make in 2 polo shirts and we have a deal”
“Yes Alan”