Raptor

You rule

Raptor

I regret p*ssing on both your parties, but *I* was the first to call him Spaz :p

Go check the history :cool:

shannon2007

No I'm pretty sure it was BoN :p

Raptor

I'm not pretty sure, I'm 100% sure :p

Raptor

But I'm glad you're dropping your claims. Your lawyer will be pleased :p

retired_bbcarr

September 2004

The Chelsea of Scottish football. That’s how Gretna were described, but it was obviously paying off for them as they came to us as league leaders. We were determined to take that position from them, and looked good for it after Spaz’s cross had been headed in by Amaroq at the back post. However, davidbr tried to play a pass across his own penalty area just before half time, only to see the ball intercepted by Jamie McMaster, who rounded Smithaldo and scored.

The 1-1 draw against Gretna wasn’t the ideal preparation for our League Cup debut, but as it was only Dumbarton we were up against, we couldn’t be too worried. “It’s not like we’re playing Forfar” PM7 said during his teamtalk. Forfar would obviously present the biggest of challenges. Dumbarton didn’t.

We were even able to miss a penalty at 0-0, markyt firing wide after Wag had been brought down in the area. It was chesterfan2 who sparked us to victory, scoring twice in five minutes just after the half hour, first converting Wag’s cross, then taking PM7’s cross in his stride before sliding his shot into the corner. He completed his hat-trick in first half injury time, Wag setting him up, but his shot still needed a wicked deflection to beat goalkeeper Stephen Grindlay. HD rounded off the win in the second half, mametz1536 crossed for the Ayr fan to score on the half volley.

HD’s Dumbarton goal saw him rewarded with the captaincy for the trip to East Fife as PM7 was given the day off to go and harrass some Celtic fans as he refused to play alongside aaberdeenn. It appeared as if we missed our vitriolic leader, however, as the hosts took the lead through Dean Walker, but second half goals from mametz1536 – heading home a wonderful Spaz cross – and WLKRAS, who fired into the top corner after being played clear by aaberdeen, ensured a victory which kept FMS in second place.

The final league game of the month, against Stenhousemuir, saw PM7 return to the line up and Amaroq play his first game at the head of the three-man attack. Unfortunately, the Yank appeared to be as toothless in the position as Panpardus had proved – he was probably too busy checking a match report somewhere – and it was left to chesterfan2 (from the penalty spot) and Raptor (from HD’s pinpoint cross) to secure our 2-0 win.

The league cup second round pitched us with a tough tie against SPL leaders Dundee at Dens Park. With five wins and two draws in their first seven league games, Dundee had surprised many, and so their two goal success over us was no more than was expected. Tam McManus for the first after we had held out for fifty minutes, but Steve Lovell’s goal just minutes later killed any chance we thought we might have.

League Position: 2nd

retired_bbcarr

<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre">| Pos | Inf | Team | | Pld | Won | Drn | Lst | For | Ag | G.D. | Pts | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 1st | | Gretna | | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 2 | +10 | 16 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 2nd | | FMS Utd | | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 3 | +6 | 14 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 3rd | | Montrose | | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 7 | +2 | 10 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 4th | | Cowdenbeath | | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 11 | +1 | 10 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 5th | | East Fife | | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 8 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 6th | | Queen's Park | | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 7 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 7th | | Peterhead | | 6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 7 | -3 | 6 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 8th | | Elgin | | 6 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 8 | -3 | 5 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 9th | | East Stirling | | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 10 | -6 | 4 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 10th | | Stenhousemuir | | 6 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 12 | -7 | 2 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| </pre>

retired_charytine

Looking good :thup:

Glad to be included

shannon2007

Baaa

retired_milla0225

Wow. Reborn as an 18 year old, with a left foot and scoring a hatrick.. does it get any better than this.

Terk, I think I love you (in a purely platonic way, obviously).

BTW, if I'm that good. Can I have a transfer ?