World Cup Qualifying (continued)
We arrived in Qatar. Somewhat tired, somewhat nervous. It was our first visit.
That’s right, we’d never actually set foot in our new homeland until that moment.
We were guided off the jet towards a waiting car. Inside were a few more folders full of papers. Fleming and I both focused on the one marked “World Cup qualifying schedule,” but he got to it first. I chose the one marked “opposition scouting”. We began to flip through them as we drove out of the airport towards… er, wherever.
“So we’re in the 2nd stage now then, Qatar qualified out of the 1st round group,” Fleming said taking out a page. “Not a bad job by the nationals in the 1st stage.” He showed me the table:
<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre"> First Round Group 7

os Team Pld Won Drn Lst For Ag Won Drn Lst For Ag Pts-------------------1st Q Qatar 6 1 1 1 2 2 2 1 0 3 1 11 -------------------2nd Oman 6 2 1 0 5 2 0 2 1 0 1 9 3rd Singapore 6 1 1 1 2 1 1 0 2 3 6 7 4th Philippines 6 1 1 1 3 2 0 1 2 1 4 5 </pre>
“And now our group is with Iran, Kuwait, U.A.E., and Nepal.” Another table:
<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre"> Second Round Group 1Pos Team Pld Won Drn Lst For Ag Won Drn Lst For Ag Pts--------------------------1st Iran 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 --------------------------2nd Kuwait 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 --------------------------3rd Nepal 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4th Qatar 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5th U.A.E. 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 </pre>
I nodded, flipping through my folder to the page I had just seen. “Iran is the big challenge according to this. Quite a few quality players and several good results over the years. The others don’t seem very highly regarded… though this page says ‘playing in Nepal poses significant athletic challenges.’”
“The other group is China, Iraq, Kazakhstan, Lebanon, and Saudi Arabia. It looks like the winners of either group advance directly to the finals, while the runners-up have to play each other and then play against… um, a European team. That seems odd.”
I just shrugged. “Who knows? China and Saudi Arabia have to be the favorite there, going by these reports.”
Fleming suddenly went ashen white. He turned to me and coughed out, “Max… what day is today?”
“August 17th… why?” I asked.
“Yeah, that’s what I was afraid of.” He handed over a sheet of paper:
<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre"> ============================= 2001 Fixtures=============================Date Opposition Ven Competition Res Attend Scorers--------------------------------30.4.01 Philippines H World Cup Quals (ASI) 1st Rnd 0:0 25980 4.5.01 Singapore A World Cup Quals (ASI) 1st Rnd 1:0 8346 Al-Khlaiwi7.5.01 Oman H World Cup Quals (ASI) 1st Rnd 1:0 39974 Al-Shahrani11.5.01 Philippines A World Cup Quals (ASI) 1st Rnd 1:0 10528 Madani18.5.01 Singapore H World Cup Quals (ASI) 1st Rnd 1:2 32396 Madani25.5.01 Oman A World Cup Quals (ASI) 1st Rnd 1:1 24609 Al-Khlaiwi17.8.01 U.A.E. A World Cup Quals (ASI) 2nd Rnd --- ----- 31.8.01 Iran H World Cup Quals (ASI) 2nd Rnd --- ----- 7.9.01 Kuwait A World Cup Quals (ASI) 2nd Rnd --- ----- 14.9.01 Nepal H World Cup Quals (ASI) 2nd Rnd --- ----- 21.9.01 U.A.E. H World Cup Quals (ASI) 2nd Rnd --- ----- 5.10.01 Iran A World Cup Quals (ASI) 2nd Rnd --- ----- 12.10.01 Kuwait H World Cup Quals (ASI) 2nd Rnd --- ----- 19.10.01 Nepal A World Cup Quals (ASI) 2nd Rnd --- ----- </pre>
“Oh… bugger,” I said. “Um, driver, what country is this?”
“This is the United Arab Emirates,” the driver said over his shoulder.
The rest of the all too brief ride was spent in our rapidly scouring the papers for any reasonable info about the U.A.E. side we would be facing in, oh, about an hour.
We arrived at the stadium, already getting very full (the “Zayed Sports City” stadium, I was to later learn, capacity of over 40000), were shuffled into the changing rooms, and found ourselves facing an assembled assortment of motley players from all around the world. There were about 25 or so. One of our pinstriped handlers gave me a list:
<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre"> No Name Position(s) Nat Born Age Caps Gls Wages Expires Value------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Al Begami, Mohammed Sheli D C QAT 13.4.80 21 6 - £300 10.2.06 £40K - Al Beshry, Hussein D R QAT 2.12.81 19 1 - £900 17.2.04 £14K - Al Dosari, Sami M C QAT 27.10.74 26 4 - £500 14.2.02 £30K - Al Shopaky, Omer Saleh M RC QAT 15.9.72 28 5 - £300 18.2.03 £45K - Al Traifi, Fuad Anwar D R QAT 9.9.73 27 3 - £850 2.2.07 £14K - Al-Dosary, Mohina GK QAT 21.9.83 17 - - £500 17.12.05 £400K - Al-Jehani, Ahmed Doukhi AM L QAT 20.4.81 20 - - £500 17.2.05 £12K - Al-Owairan, Khalid AM L QAT 10.8.76 25 - - £500 5.2.03 £12K - Di Chiara, Alessandro SW/D C ITA 4.5.83 18 - - £525 7.2.05 £675K - Fernandes, Henrique GK POR 19.3.83 18 - - £90 9.6.05 £45K - Gigi Papa F C GRE 4.4.85 16 - - £140 14.6.05 £325K - Golubev, Vadim DM/F C RUS 4.9.83 17 - - £575 12.6.05 £700K - Heald, Jim GK ENG 20.2.84 17 - - £675 18.6.05 £450K - Kerkhof, Frank DM LC HOL 7.5.83 18 - - £65 7.6.04 £20K - Landström, Tony M RLC SWE 5.10.84 16 - - £150 9.6.05 £160K - Lucas, David S C FRA 7.9.84 16 - - £375 10.6.05 £700K - Madani, Ahmed Doukhi S C QAT 22.11.76 24 8 3 £4.3K 16.2.07 £350K - Max Power S C GER 19.4.84 17 - - £150 22.6.04 £95K - Milito, Walter AM RL ARG 4.9.83 17 - - - - Free - Ortiz, Jon D RLC ESP 9.8.85 16 - - £190 10.6.05 £65K - Fernandez, Carlos AM RLC MEX 17.9.84 16 - - - - Free - Vergeylen, Patrick D RL BEL 25.11.83 17 - - £525 13.6.05 £550K- Watkins, Rob D LC USA 20.9.83 17 - - - - Free - Watson, David D RC SCO 10.8.85 16 - - £120 12.6.05 £55K - Xenao DM RC BRA 9.1.83 18 - - £70 2.6.04 £45K </pre>
There was an awkward silence. The Qatari nationals looked generally displeased, though there were handful that had amused expressions. The youngsters looked generally a bit nervous, though mainly a bit confused.
Scattered around the room were a handful of what appeared to be, only naturally, translators. We had our own lurking over our shoulder.
I coughed, “Right. Um…” I dug the diagram of the formation out of my pocket and tried to straighten and flatten it out into some reasonable shape, “here’s how where going to be playing.” I looked around the room for something to attach it too, found a suitable spot, and put it up.
It was at this point that a man covered in dust from head to foot, with a greasy streak from his navel to his left ankle walked into the room. “Sorry, I’m late,” he said. “I’ll just wash up and get changed.”
“Who the… what the devil....” I spluttered.
Fleming just shook his head. “That’s Watkins… and I
really1 don’t think we want to know.”
“Right.” I said. I wrote Watkins on the diagram over the question mark. I read off the names and told them their positions and asked, “Any questions?” The translators jabbered at their respective players.
One of the players at the end of the room raised his hand, spoke a few words, and then his translator said, “What about him?”
I looked at the player. “Is that
Golubev?” I muttered to Fleming.
He nodded, “I think so.”
“Right. Ah, you are on the bench, as well as
Lucas,
Vergeylen, and um…” I gestured around the room, “the rest of you. Any other questions?”
Another hand. Another translator, “Any tactical instructions for the players?”
“Uh… what would you like?” I ventured.
A few laughs, and then the translators spoke, and then there were a few more. Guess that went over well.
“Nice job,” said Fleming with a roll of his eyes.
“Kick-off in 15 minutes,” a voice announced from somewhere.
Both Fleming and I just replied with a four-letter word.